Bliss

[Bliss @DanceBliss]

@TheBloggess Thank you

[Bliss @DanceBliss]

@whohahadotcom I do! Tomorrow night!

[Bliss @DanceBliss]

Another Yom Kippur fast has come to a close. A day where I spend 75% of the time reflecting on being a person and the last 25% jumpstarting being a monster for next year.

[Bliss @DanceBliss]

@likethecola Sounds like a job for Re$ipe

[Bliss @DanceBliss]

@likethecola Comedy camps!

[Bliss @DanceBliss]

Things I’d rather do than pack for my move:
•My ERP therapy homework
•Sit through all male open mic at 10pm
•Group dinner with all my exes
•Watch Zoom improv

[Bliss @DanceBliss]

Is your comfort food a tomato sandwich or are you normal?

[Bliss @DanceBliss]

My mom and her friends have all left their men behind this VDay to keep their standing Monday mahjong game and honestly #goals

[Bliss @DanceBliss]

Happy Valentine’s Day. My dad is reading the obituaries out loud to me.

[Bliss @DanceBliss]

“Crying on the Peloton” is not the energy I wanted to bring into 2022, but it’s the one I got.

[Bliss @DanceBliss]

Hell hath no fury like a woman reminding you to bring her tupperware back

[Bliss @DanceBliss]

@KathNovotny Living for it

[Bliss @DanceBliss]

@KathNovotny #KatieChaos

[Bliss @DanceBliss]

We started a @BachelorABC podcast. Hang out with us.

[B€@WU£F Jones @iAmBeowulfJones]

Me and @DanceBliss talk this week's "Bachelor In Paradise", where:
*a witch magics Kenny and Mari's relationship
*people not alive in the '80s go to '80s prom
*we call Shenanigans on the Ivan/ProducerPhone situation

#BachelorNation #BachelorInParadise
https://t.co/JJ3dATG9MN

[Bliss @DanceBliss]

I thought men who went to therapy would be a safe bet, but they’re still just men.

[Bliss @DanceBliss]

I just want someone who will count my bug bites with me in the summer.

[Bliss @DanceBliss]

I’m “makes noise when I sit or stand” years old.

[Bliss @DanceBliss]

“Please don’t talk to me. I will punch you.” - young teen to her little brother OR women everywhere always

[Bliss @DanceBliss]

I thought my social skills were bad before quarantine but last week, I brought up the I/P conflict during a bikini wax.