David Salsa

Actor, Comedian, Dog owner, terrible golfer, 1 half of the ComfySalsa Creative production Company.

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@YostinNBA THIS IS AI BTW

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@_BiddyMan Finals history

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@stickyclicksm felt like a make up call for one that wasn't called earlier

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@libsoftiktok Kids come from Test tubes? Kids would get teased for that, or for being adopted. It takes sperm and an egg to make a human...but babies can come from a test tube or an adoption agency.

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@shackalacka88 @thomasdavyd99 @NavoSchmavo @CryptidPolitics @illbearound2024 snowflake? Seems touchy to me.

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@CryptidPolitics @illbearound2024 Would you put your hand on your heart for the French National Anthem in France?

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@CryptidPolitics Maybe America has a treatment of black people problem...also, Wemby is from France, and where is the Kelly Olynick hate? btw he's Canadian.

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Is R2D2 in the beginging of Mando and Grogu being lowerd into x-wing? @NewRockstars @eavoss

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Lebron should not have been putting up that shot...he is tired. Rui, Smart and AR have been keeping them in the game.

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Can the Lakers hold a lead in the 4th Q? It feels like a last gas....but I worry they're still gonna lose by 10pts

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Wemby is the best player in the NBA....already..

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First Take must be on its last legs….

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Skip Bayless is BACK

“The Lakers are a better, both ends of the floor, basketball team without Luka.”

(Via @FirstTake / h/t @NBA__Courtside )

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It might not be will the Lakers win a game against the Thunder, but will they lose a game by less than 10pts….Lakers can’t play 4 quarters with OKC

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@JackPosobiec Are you boycotting trump for wishing death on all kinds of people and civilizations?

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@bennyjohnson mental....what a psycho

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@elonmusk I know Elon, they can't all give a million dollars to people to try and steal an election.

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When you’re dumb as hell and can’t tell the difference between a vodka bottle and your dick….geez.

[Secretary of War Pete Hegseth @SecWar]

The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force.

We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.

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Excited for the Player Manual for @dimension20show On a Bus system.

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@lucyshow11 The tism is strong in this one

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I bet $220 million would come in real handy to pay TSA workers....if only maga was responsible.