Dance Teacher Diaries

Teacher, Choreographer, Studio/Program Consultant, Host of #DanceTeacherDiariesPodcast & Founder/CEO of

[Dance Teacher Diaries @DanceTchrDiary]

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[Dance Teacher Diaries @DanceTchrDiary]

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[Dance Teacher Diaries @DanceTchrDiary]

Nice to meet ya! 👋🏻 In Episode 1 of #TheDanceTeacherDiaries: A Real-Talk #Podcast for #Dancers (and Everyone Else), your host, Sarah Jean Watts introduces herself and outlines more of what’s in store for listeners throughout this podcast series. https://t.co/phG948qOZG

[Matt Wilstein @mattwilstein]

“I mean, what am I, a gender-neutral bathroom over here? What am I, a Starbucks cup that just says ‘Happy Holidays’ over here? What am I, a grown woman with an opinion? Oh yeah, that’s probably it.” — @SarahKSilverman on @TheDailyShow
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[AnonymousDanceTeacher @AnonymousDance4]

Days before the first comp of the season and you’re emailing me that your daughter is upset she didn’t get put in the ten second pass section for a RECITAL dance?!

The number you have dialed is no longer in service, ma’am.

[Laura Marston @Kidfears99]

Your daily reminder that the insulin I’ve used for 26 years, Humalog, has gone from $21 a vial to $275 a vial with no changes to the insulin or even the packaging. That’s a 1200% increase on a hormone every human requires to live, but my body can’t make. I die in 48 hours w/o it

[The Judgy Dancemom @Judgydancemom]

Where are these choreographers getting all of these spoken word pieces? Poetry readings set to didgeridoo, interviews chopped and mixed… Sirius? Podcast? Where?

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

💔 😔 broke my own heart again (put together an outfit based on a picture of someone with small boobs)

[A Em Dubya @marydwellings]

Love how when people ask me about the temp in Iraq, they follow up my answer of "but its a dry heat."
Mkay, firstly you asked me, and second, have you ever lived inside of an oven? Perhaps stepped right into a giant fart? It's uncomfy, even when "dry."

[Dance Teacher Diaries @DanceTchrDiary]

@marydwellings I am she. Wth.

[CSPAN @cspan]

Trevor Noah: "I stood here tonight and I made fun of the President of the United State and I'm going to be fine."

Watch his complete remarks here: https://t.co/is4SrU850L

#WHCD

[Dance Teacher Diaries @DanceTchrDiary]

@Judgydancemom @dancestudi0prob My standard position is if you’re consistently winning in intermediate, you need to move up.

[dancestudioownerprobzz⏱ @dancestudi0prob]

I’d rather win 10th place in elite than 1st place in intermediate. Anyone else?

[Dance Teacher Diaries @DanceTchrDiary]

@marydwellings Aggressively jumping onto that safety slide for a four foot drop into gentle green grass seems like an overreaction.

[Dance Teacher Diaries @DanceTchrDiary]

@marydwellings Really? My pamphlets are full nude.

[Dance Teacher Diaries @DanceTchrDiary]

@marydwellings Is this a low-key personal attack?

[Kevin McCaffrey @KevinMcCaff]

Delta sent an email saying to help the Ukrainian crisis by “donating your miles.” The miles aren’t real, guys. Your company could just help. What are you doing here

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Dads love saying, “I can see 3 eggs from where I’m standing that you haven’t found yet.”