Abigail Parker

This Planet’s ORIGINAL Jesus 🔥 Mother of 2. Lover of Christ. Erotic dancer ✝️ Blessed be HIS name 🙏

[Abigail Parker @Dancing4Jesus]

@GlobeEyeNews Tarriffic!

[Abigail Parker @Dancing4Jesus]

@megandawtree I am a child of God

[Abigail Parker @Dancing4Jesus]

God hates everyone equally

[Abigail Parker @Dancing4Jesus]

@toydronesss Nah, fuck that shit

[Abigail Parker @Dancing4Jesus]

Also, missionary ONLY and NO ANAL

[Lisa Lim @allbygrace_]

Sex is a gift from God for a husband and wife, NOT a present for your boyfriend or girlfriend.

[Abigail Parker @Dancing4Jesus]

I mean, a little black magic here and there never hurt anyone. Couple demons to do the chores

[Abigail Parker @Dancing4Jesus]

Life is fair

[Abigail Parker @Dancing4Jesus]

I AM extraterrestrial lyfe

[Godless Liz 😇 @GodlessLiz]

Do you believe extra-terrestrial life exists?

[Abigail Parker @Dancing4Jesus]

BUG MEAT, BUG MEAT, THE MEAT THAT’S MADE OF BUGS! #moonsand

[Abigail Parker @Dancing4Jesus]

Can we eat bugs IF we cook them in a gas stove? 🤔

[Abigail Parker @Dancing4Jesus]

SAY SOMETHING, I’M GIVING UP ON YOU

[Abigail Parker @Dancing4Jesus]

If we run out of food, we eat the groypers first

[Abigail Parker @Dancing4Jesus]

I’m like a genius, but dumber

[Abigail Parker @Dancing4Jesus]

I wanna be stupider. Ol’ Abbie is too smart for her own good

[Abigail Parker @Dancing4Jesus]

The meaning of life is making as much money as possible, solely judged relative to others

[Abigail Parker @Dancing4Jesus]

Write your favorite Bible verse in the comments below, and I’ll ROAST it 🔥🔥🔥

[Abigail Parker @Dancing4Jesus]

I’m the new voice of Rick & Morty

[Abigail Parker @Dancing4Jesus]

What exactly are we working towards?

[Abigail Parker @Dancing4Jesus]

So what’s next? I think robot dinosaurs would be tight, but idk