Dylan Mackay

Dont forget to fuckin bring the thunder

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

two articles, same paper, same writer, 14 days apart. you tell me wtf is going on.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The Senate Governmental Affairs Committee just voted to advance a ban on congressional stock trading.

Senators who voted against the bill: Rand Paul, Ron Johnson, James Lankford, and Mitt Romney

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Chipotle steak burrito a decade ago: $6.65
Now: $11
“It’s inflation - what can you do?”

Chipotle profit a decade ago: $327 million
Now: $1.23 billion
“It’s savvy business!”

Chipotle CEO decade ago: made 778x the median worker
Now: CEO makes 1,354x the median worker
“He earned it! They didn’t.”

[Amelia.M @Amelia84M]

🚨WARNING: Do NOT drink coffee, tea, or any liquid while watching this video.

You have been warned. ENJOY! 😆

Make America Laugh Again.
#TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

It's been a busy newsweek, but let's not miss this story:

China has demonstrated the first commercial-scale passive cooling of a high temperature nuclear reactor with a pebble bed module.

They intentionally turned off the cooling and the reactor cooled itself down, no problem.

[Carolina Forward @ForwardCarolina]

With today's big news, speculation is rampant about who @KamalaHarris's Vice Presidential pick will be. One name floated has been North Carolina's own Governor @RoyCooperNC.

For those of y'all not from NC - welcome. Allow us to introduce you to Governor Cooper. 🧵👇

[Jeff Jackson @JeffJacksonNC]

Suddenly, it’s a whole new race.

Next steps:

[Steven Greenstreet @MiddleOfMayhem]

We're almost there, folks.

[LaQuanathan Velaryon @QuantessentialR]

That shit was wild as hell. That man was excited and made a weird noise and they said “Oh this motherfucker can’t be president.”

[Toby Muresianu 🇺🇦 @tobyhardtospell]

Lol it really worked

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

Yea I’m trans.
Transporting this beer to my mouth so I can drink it

Yea I’m pan.
Gonna opan this beer and drink it

Yea I’m poly.
Poly gonna dwink 18 beers tonight

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

NEW: The FTC uncovered a series of texts between big oil CEO Scott Sheffield and OPEC officials agreeing to limit oil production to raise prices.

They raked in huge profits, while their scheme cost consumers $200 billion a year in higher prices.

That’s about $3000 per family.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Convicted rapist Brock Turner now goes by ALLEN TURNER in Dayton, Ohio.

Here's an updated picture of him.

Be vigilant of dollar store Napoleon Dynamite skulking around bars late at night in Ohio.

[Jesse Hawken @jessehawken]

Shoplifting creates jobs!

[Dylan Mackay @DancingBear99]

Bullshit list, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift isn’t even on it.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Martin Scorsese's list of 39 essential foreign films to watch.