Dan Clark

On twitter for bad jokes and to complain about SEPTA.

[Dan Clark @Danclark08]

In the words of the late and great: Hello, twitter (X) world.
My debut comedy album “Robots in Philadelphia” is out now on Spotify—or wherever you listen to stuff.

https://t.co/PSWq69Uwja

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

Philly #throwtheballup let’s get it

[Nooge @Alex_Nooge]

In all honesty, LeBron choosing Philly would be up there with the signing of the Declaration of Independence for all-time Philly moments

[Jayson Tatum @jaytatum0]

Not looking to good for the Celtics right now

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[Dan Clark @Danclark08]

@Jimmyking35 They’re playing for free af Spruce Street Harbor tonight and I’m stoked. They’re great live

[Dan Clark @Danclark08]

Ran out of Spotify audiobook hours with less than 10 minutes left in the book. And out of principle I’ll never learn how it ends.

[Dan Clark @Danclark08]

@DavidDack I swear im trying to do the run slow thing to build strength and all that, but I love a 7:30 mile

[Dan Clark @Danclark08]

@PhillyGov I see nothing wrong with this. Congrats!

[Kendra Middleton @KendraMiddleton]

My dog waiting for me to drop something on the floor in the kitchen

[“Sports fan Mark Kremer” @mark_kremer]

Has anyone else noticed that whenever a Philly team is in the playoffs, the ratings shoot up dramatically? It’s almost as if Philadelphia is the greatest city in the world

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Sixers are doing that thing where they give me an ounce of hope. Terrifying feeling.

[Rachel Karten @milkkarten]

i interviewed marketers about their ai-obsessed bosses

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

How could you not be romantic about Philadelphia? (I waited like 15 minutes for people to walk out there so I could get this shot😂)

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

Baseball is meant to be watched in person

Football is meant to be watched on your couch

College Basketball is meant to be watched during the day at your cubicle

[Dan Clark @Danclark08]

Imagine being a right wing influencer that talks about being strong and spending your entire day gossiping and shitposting on twitter. We live in the dumbest timeline.

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

You could live anywhere in the world but you live in Philadelphia

[Dan Clark @Danclark08]

One of the few constants in my life is that once a year I’ll text my old college roommate, or he’ll text me, asking what the initials of the band POD stand for. Today was that day. Happy “what does POD stand for” day if you celebrate.

[Dan Clark @Danclark08]

Do they let ride the elevator when you buy a car from Carvana? That would easily add $30 to the value of the car.