Macho-Man Andy Savage

Get off your flying cellphone scooters and think

[Macho-Man Andy Savage @Dandyandy4466]

ESPN: 86% chance of Michigan winning.
MSU: Hold my beer

[Anime Posts @AnimeDailyPost]

Today is the only day you can retweet this

[Macho-Man Andy Savage @Dandyandy4466]

@Gavin80402669 @BarstoolMSU 5-7 and irrelevant to basketball. However, I guess facts are facts. Just like Michigan lost to Michigan State in basketball today 👍

[Iain MacMillan @IainMacBets]

my family helping me back to the couch after eating my 6th plate of turkey dinner

[cory @coolmathgame_]

random guy: it’s not a big deal man i just don’t think it matters

me pulling out a gun: the 2 main characters in a show called veggie tales are fruits and that doesn’t matter to u? [waving gun around] it’s not a big deal ?

[Macho-Man Andy Savage @Dandyandy4466]

Fire this clown!

[Barstool Marshall @BarstoolMU]

Please whatever you do DO NOT share this video!!

Texas A&M administration doesn’t want this to be spread and is having this video taken down. They shouldn’t have to relive this moment and It would be a real shame if this continued to go viral

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Retweet if your team is still undefeated

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

today is the only day you can twete this

[Craig Horlbeck @craighorlbeck]

$25M and you can’t even shoot a corner 3?

[😡fermion, PhD @angryfermion]

Physics fact: mountain climbers never see mosquitos because you can't have a scalar cross a vector

[NIICKLAS @Niicklas_TV]

POV: it's 2008 & you just installed Wrath of the Lich King❄️

[Matheus Silva @HeroesFanProd]

Obi-Wan Kenobi but it came out in 2007

[shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard]

Use code '800K' for 30% off!

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A developer is making this game about a squirrel with a gun where you can also run around and rob people

[Macho-Man Andy Savage @Dandyandy4466]

@Kyle_Hayes7 @Schultzy14_ You beat me to it

[Avery Braxton @Brax_Avery]

Ja Morant is nominated for Best Play at the ESPYs for this poster on Malik Beasley. RT if you think he should win 😅

[Macho-Man Andy Savage @Dandyandy4466]

*Going through security for a concert*
Security: "Enjoy the show"
Me (socially awkward): "You too...shit"