Dane Patten

Christian. Danielle's husband, Duke's daddy. Gunners, Braves, & Colts fan. Probably retweeting satire. #COYG

[Dane Patten @DanePatten]

@mattcolville @LilTrashPanda Lava?

[Dane Patten @DanePatten]

@chrissssjohnson The day to day life of e-commerce - you know, ordering new merch, shipping it out, etc. The unglamorous but necessary stuff

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Chick-Fil-A Temporarily Changes Slogan To 'Eat Fewer Bats' https://t.co/1tK3gfitKv

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Report: Average Christian Spends 37% Of Prayer Time Saying Word 'Just' https://t.co/zeckQEd1rK

[Build wealth, not credit TM @BKFUniversity]

The truth about the 2009 market collapse

[Dane Patten @DanePatten]

@Arsenal Day one of my honeymoon, I remember this strike well!

[Dane Patten @DanePatten]

@codie_fisher Thoughts on AirBnBs in Florida as a first purchase?

[Dane Patten @DanePatten]

@codie_fisher

[Dane Patten @DanePatten]

@BjoL610 @Laubette @Dean_the_human @walterowensgrpa @ewarren @RevDrBarber @UniteThePoor @Laubette truly I was as surprised as anyone to see someone #doublewaltered

[Dane Patten @DanePatten]

@mattcolville I'm watching both Blade Runners tomorrow and will be the judge of that!

[Dane Patten @DanePatten]

@chrissssjohnson The thesis of The Millionaire Next Door. Insecurity is a powerful thing

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Backup Spatula Always Ready To Go In Case The Unthinkable Happens https://t.co/ZclrG1bAoI

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

Hope you all had a good Thanksgiving. We didn’t celebrate because we didn’t have anything to be thankful for this year.

[Dane Patten @DanePatten]

@TheOnion First mistake was not updating those cabinets

[Dane Patten @DanePatten]

@TheOnion By jove you're under arrest

[Dane Patten @DanePatten]

@OnionGamers @TheOnion Claude and his "Tear Into pieces" are seared in my brain

[Dane Patten @DanePatten]

@helloMCDM What a noodley little bae!

[Dane Patten @DanePatten]

@Arsenal 📋 Formation: 4231
🧤 Goalkeeper: Leno
⛔️ Defenders: Bellerin Holding Luiz Tierney
🎯 Midfielders: Torreira Ceballos
🎯 Midfielders: Pepe Ozil Saka
⚡️ Forwards: Aubameyang

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Tupperware Will Never Truly Recover From Red Curry Leftovers https://t.co/SNDmBT7QC5