Dane Bramage

First ever AGW World Champion. I wrestle simple enough.

Fake RP FICTIONAL

[Dane Bramage @Dane_Bramage]

Time for this here pinned message. I have almost no filter my words are my own and do not reflect upon the company I work for. Disclaimer that. Also I am well really good at this whole wrestling thing.

[Dane Bramage @Dane_Bramage]

Did you say something?

[Fox Riley MD 🦊 @Fox_Riley_SCW]

No need to apologize for repeating yourself because I’m not listening this time either.

[Dane Bramage @Dane_Bramage]

Everyone is about the same temperature .. why would you follow someone because they are ill

[Fox Riley MD 🦊 @Fox_Riley_SCW]

Is it wrong to follow people just because they’re hot? Also, what about on Twitter?

[Fox Riley MD 🦊 @Fox_Riley_SCW]

Is it wrong to follow people just because they’re hot? Also, what about on Twitter?

[Dane Bramage @Dane_Bramage]

If you believe the gimmick which I dont

[Dane Bramage @Dane_Bramage]

You don't have the help you have always needed to win. You have to man up and do it your own

[Ares @god_is_war_]

@Dane_Bramage You could try and make me, only you’ve failed at that every... single... chance... that you’ve had. And you’ve had a lot.

[Ares @god_is_war_]

@Dane_Bramage You could try and make me, only you’ve failed at that every... single... chance... that you’ve had. And you’ve had a lot.

[Dane Bramage @Dane_Bramage]

Seriously could you just shut the fuck up?

[Ares @god_is_war_]

@JMonroeDarkness @Dane_Bramage @FightEnvyFight It’s your ass-kicking that they’re going to get. How do you sleep at night, knowing that those two are gonna catch shit that you set in motion? How does it feel to know you’re a coward? Their blood will be on your hands.

[Dane Bramage @Dane_Bramage]

Your game sucks as usual so no biggie there

[Ares @god_is_war_]

Hey, didn’t realise you had a Twitter !Can you make sure they set the mirror up in the corner this time? In Canada they fucked it all up and it threw me off my game. I’ll leave an autographed T-shirt as a thanks.

[Dane Bramage @Dane_Bramage]

Dipshit

[Dane Bramage @Dane_Bramage]

You mean the cage match that I beat envy in?

[Dane Bramage @Dane_Bramage]

You mean the cage match that I beat envy in?

[Ares @god_is_war_]

Despite his flaws, @FightEnvyFight can sell — he carried Bramage all the way through, Bramage was nowhere close to getting it done

[Dane Bramage @Dane_Bramage]

You might want to check facts before running your mouth

[Ares @god_is_war_]

I think you need to lay off the substances, dude. Or maybe it’s all that dane bramage you’ve sustained? Last time we were in the ring, I made easy work of you. Even Envy sent you on your way without breaking sweat. No idea why Styles keeps giving you chances. #favoredChild

[Dane Bramage @Dane_Bramage]

But the ta da is the best part

[Fox Riley MD 🦊 @Fox_Riley_SCW]

ME: “Was it good for you”?

HIM: “I could’ve done without the Ta – Da!”

[Dane Bramage @Dane_Bramage]

I'm still waiting for you to show an ability other than crying like a girl to whoever's will listen

[Ares @god_is_war_]

It’s a shame - for you - that you’ll never possess the ability to do anything about what I say. #setTheWorldAlight #AGW #groundzer0

[Dane Bramage @Dane_Bramage]

From everything I have heard you are the only one running your mouth

[Ares @god_is_war_]

I guess it all comes down to this. #GroundZer0 #AGW - finally the hyperbole stops and people pay the cost of their big fucking mouths. #setTheWorldAlight @FightEnvyFight @Dane_Bramage @agw_inc

[Dane Bramage @Dane_Bramage]

Your teams were great this week ..destroyer of world might be an oversell lol

[Dane Bramage @Dane_Bramage]

You promised no curse words in your tweets

[Fox Riley MD 🦊 @Fox_Riley_SCW]

A man goes to see a wizard and says, "Can you lift a curse that a priest put on me years ago?"

"May be" says the wizard, "Can remember the exact words of the curse?"

The man replies, "I pronounce you man and wife."

[Dane Bramage @Dane_Bramage]

Arent your legs tired?

[Fox Riley MD 🦊 @Fox_Riley_SCW]

I got fired from my job as a delivery driver for going the extra mile.

[Dane Bramage @Dane_Bramage]

Your tweets always have the right vision

[Fox Riley MD 🦊 @Fox_Riley_SCW]

They laughed when I said I wasn't actually qualified to perform laser eye surgery. If only they could see me now.

[Fox Riley MD 🦊 @Fox_Riley_SCW]

They laughed when I said I wasn't actually qualified to perform laser eye surgery. If only they could see me now.

[Dane Bramage @Dane_Bramage]

But National Procrastination Day is coming up but you will put it off till later

[Fox Riley MD 🦊 @Fox_Riley_SCW]

Damn! Missed National Amnesia Day again.