Danebury RAYNET

Making Emergencies Great Again. Based in Essex and always ready to assist. Parody.

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Danbury Raynet press statement re Southend Airport Incident.

Not all planes are jets. This one had propellers.

Also. President Trump cannot be blamed for this as it happened in the UK.

Statement Ends.

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@ExxAlerts It wasn’t a jet. It’s basic stuff. Propellers = Not a jet. Do your research you dopey buffoon.

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Now on call for deployment to Los Angeles. Please pray for our rescue workers.

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@yuaap2 @rjcrock2003 Yep, less motorcyclists being killed by Americans who were unable to drive correctly.

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@mattwhitby @RAF_Luton If we have to explain it to you then it will never be funny.

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@paulpatten @RAF_Luton There’s a morgue near me that needs cheering up. Do you do inspirational visits?

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@JJAdamsOfficial @RAF_Luton My grandfather piloted that Vulcan fighter and engaged in a dogfight whilst doing so. You can’t do that in a bomber.

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@Nessexraynot Poaching our trainees?

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@Nessexraynot Was it M4GA? Good guy. Great guy. Everyone says so.

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@Nessexraynot welfare check

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We were called out last night to free a group of radio hamateurs from confinement at Danbury village hall. We understand that they attended against advice and become confined to a room with only soldering irons for heat. 7 people close to death, and a young man.

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Be aware of the dangers of Yellow Rain. As always you friendly local RAYNET teams will be on hand to help you with a taste test. @Nessexraynot
RAYNET. Working In Partnership For Safer Radio Communities.

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@DaneburyARSES @m0taz @Nessexraynot But you need to have…… ah I see what you did there.

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@Nessexraynot Seasons greetings to all at RayNot. Thank you for everything you do for the community. Oh and thanks for towing us out of that ditch back in April.

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@mikezeroMNF Or your current house is possessed by the anti-Marconi.

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Thanks to the new guidance being provided by @Ofcom We would like to announce that Danebury RAYNET elite operators will be issued with 1kw handhelds. #raynet

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@Nessexraynot @essexlive They were queuing out the door of the Spar all evening. They were doing a special on fruit n nut.

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Elite undercover RAYNET operatives have today seized a trailer involved in importing 2.5 tonnes of cannabis into the UK. They swooped mere minutes after criminals had emptied the load. Our officers and @Nessexraynot were assisted by Customs and Excise. @essexlive

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@m0taz @Nessexraynot @g7soz @ON8CB @Starlink Let’s not bash Moonraker. They do some amazing SO239 covers.