Dane H

Please don't take me seriously🙂

[Dane H @Danejahhhhh]

Although I drink copious amounts of alcohol every weekend, I’m surprisingly doing great in life rn and got everything pretty much figured out

[lyna♡ @vlanyla]

While yall do drugs & drink , im at the gym and then i do drugs & drink

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

There’s really no other option than to “figure it out”

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

A luxury that no one realizes is a luxury is having zero health problems.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"we two peas in a pod" no yall two rees in a tard

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

2019 broke me
2020 changed me
2021 im on drugs
2022 im on drugs
2023 im on drugs
2024 i sat back and observed
2025 im locking in.

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

you can only rt this today

[Words @itswords_]

Story of my life

[greg @greg16676935420]

Never deleting this app

[Dane H @Danejahhhhh]

@zachmaumau LOL thanks🤪

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

My Mom: Your friends can’t force you to drink

My friends:

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

i want to be mysterious so bad but this is my personality

[grant🪐 @grantmeaglizzy]

i cannot believe my frontal lobe is fully developed. like this is it for the rest of my life lol i’m so fucked.

[annhi * .☆ ⋆˚☾ @annhitran75]

so when the sun blacks out it’s ok but when i do it’s an issue

[☔ @Whotfismick]

-Salaries don’t match cost of living
-Education doesn’t guarantee you a job
-EVERYTHING is so damn expensive

[AshForde 🇬🇾🇧🇧 @Itsashforde]

Having to scan a code for the menu