David Gagnon

Check me out on YT

[matt @mattybtweets69]

(Two beers into work event)
So many bomboclaat email…

[debo @killmefam]

Should I put 6000 dollars in my IRA or buy this

[computer man @gloomfather]

(Interrupting my wife’s zoom meeting) Hey babe I noticed you didn’t cut my blueberries in half when u made my snack earlier? I guess you want me to choke and die? (Noticing myself reflected in her webcam next to her coworkers) nightmare blunt rotation lmao

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Mom just took fall damage

[dizzy @rundizzy]

I forgot to watch hundreds of videos today

[Ghetto Smosh @GhettoSmosh]

if i had elon musk money i would have people building pyramids in omaha nebraska for no fucking reason

[Joakim 🌹🇳🇴🇪🇺 @joakial_]

norwegian is the gift that just keeps on giving

[wint @dril]

next time you leave me a hater comment.. picture yourself nude in the jungle with nothing but your dog shit opinions. will you live, or Die?

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

I don’t understand half the crap Winnie the Pooh says or does. Mostly because I hardly pay attention these days. The stories are ridiculously childish, and I’m at a time in my life when I’m more interested in sex, literature, and career advancement.

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Me: Im treatmaxxing Lol. Eating a bunch of snacks instead of dinner
Wife: They call that Girl Dinner now
Me (looking out the window): Thats not what im doing. I’m doing something else