Danger Noodle

[Since Leafs Last Cup @LeafsIastCup]

19,615 days since a Cup.

325 days since losing to an AHL Zamboni driver.

1 day until another season of disappointment.

#LeafsForever

[Danger Noodle @DangerNoodle7]

@asiansancha39 Wanna thump?

[Alan Kelly @Alan_B_Happy]

Let me guess....you thought he was reaching for a gun?

[Danger Noodle @DangerNoodle7]

@BrettKissel You ruined the Oilers game last night you stupid asshole!

[Madeline Merlo @madelinemerlo]

Comment on the #DearMe video with your own personal message for the chance to win a handwritten letter from me + a prize pack. Can't wait to read your responses ❤️ Comment/enter here: https://t.co/MWh87fGE5O

[Alan Kelly @Alan_B_Happy]

So.....Pittsburgh Steelers have no QB due to injuries.
They’re planning on starting a B division college QB.

Now tell me why you wouldn’t call @Kaepernick7 ?

Is @steelers really trying everything they can to win?

#Kaepernick #nfl #PittsburghSteelers

[Danger Noodle @DangerNoodle7]

So sweet!!

[Alan Kelly @Alan_B_Happy]

Big shout out to @shawnharlan and #drinknude for sponsoring this bachelorette party!!

[Alan Kelly @Alan_B_Happy]

Please check out this RAD song by @madelinemerlo - it’s called “Dear Me.” #dontforgettodrinkyourwater

[Alan Kelly @Alan_B_Happy]

Remember @Canucks fans; we don’t know if the Myers deal gets done & what it will be.

A month ago we were freaking over the Lucic/Erickson deal and it never happened.

Let’s just calm CALM down!

[Danger Noodle @DangerNoodle7]

@AminaUsman84 @SurreyRCMP Surrey kids?
Classless Amina......be a better person!

[Geroy Simon @geroysimon]

My kids and I have had the toughest 18 months of our lives. Depression and anxiety ripped through our family without any of us knowing. It’s not just today but “every day” we need to be there for one another. Let’s take away the stigma. #BellLetsTaIk

[Danger Noodle @DangerNoodle7]

@Alan_B_Happy @seanjuan1984 @SocialAssassin2 I’d like to be Sean’s financial advisor...”I lost 10% of your money, don’t worry....I got back 4% so.....high 5!” 😂

[Danger Noodle @DangerNoodle7]

@Alan_B_Happy @SocialAssassin2 He handled deflate gate terribly too.
And all the domestic charges on the players....

[Alan Kelly @Alan_B_Happy]

Just got “boogie bombed” 🕺🏼💣
@Hasbro @FortniteGame #fortnitemonopoly

[Danger Noodle @DangerNoodle7]

@Alan_B_Happy @Jennrinfur @GlobalBC Ha ha ha - Jen, how does “all that’s wrong with the world” start in BC?

[Melisse Kelly @melissekelly1]

Hey @StarbucksCanada at LEAST take care of the $2.57 when your barista spills an entire coffee & scalds my hand in the drive thru :( It actually probably wouldn't have been so hot had they made it with milk like I ordered 🤦🏻‍♀️ #doublefail #ouch #ispendsomuchmoneythere #rant

[Alan Kelly @Alan_B_Happy]

🇨🇦 ❤️ 🇨🇦

[Danger Noodle @DangerNoodle7]

@promich @Alan_B_Happy Just because he wants Uber doesn’t mean he is too stupid to hold down a job!

Gotta keep it respectful for sure tho

[Alan Kelly @Alan_B_Happy]

Hey @Saints @drewbrees this little Canadian boy decided to use his Daddy's fav jersey as a blanket! #GoSaints #saintsinvancouver