Sensible Danger

badge bearing normal guy who wings it day by day
usually feeling like the chicken in profile pic

[John Krasinski @johnkrasinski]

On this day may we always remember those we lost, and give thanks to those who responded... and always do. #911NeverForget

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Fantasy football draft day:

The day I embarrass myself on how little I know about football.

[The Dad @thedad]

An 88-year-old dad is reunited with his 53-year-old down syndrome son after spending a week apart for the first time ever.

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The purge movie: a documentary about what happens when all the cops take a day off work.

#LivePD #LivePDNation

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On patrol.

Me: Sir, you hid the contraband.

Suspect: I did not!

Me: Sir, WITH THESE EYEBALLS, standing 30 feet away, I SAW you put it there.

Suspect: Nope - dunno who that was!!

Me:

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Wife: I left my toothbrush!

Me: That's too bad honey

Wife: I guess we'll have to share!!

*EMERGES FROM BATHROOM BRUSHING TEETH*

Me:

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Oh law... How good is life when you can use a cookie to spoon the ice cream into your face.

Yum.

#heaven #cookierun #bluebell #chocolate @ILoveBlueBell

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One of the most famous lawmen and Texas Rangers ever, Frank Hamer.

Owner of a Colt .45 called, "Lucky"

Killed Bonnie and Clyde and tamed the Texican border.
#txdps #Trooper #TexasRangers
@TXDPS_Capitol @grimescounty @navasotamayor @VisitNavasota @NavExaminer

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Me: Can't decide between cookie dough and oreo cookie!

Blue Bell: No worries - we combined them.

Me: *finishes 1/2 gallon in a sitting*

Well played
#icecream @ILoveBlueBell @JimGaffigan #LOVE_YOURSELF #EUPHORIA #munchies #Brenham #onesitting https://t.co/HnTLgjqqaj

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@collegetowncop @officerdaddo @OfcrMatt @WarriorBleu @BlondeinKevlar @barbie_camo @Door_Kicker1032 @LuthorCorp1 You too amigo? I can't seem to shake the Shiney song...

Like a wealthy woman's neck, swab the deck and have it be Shiney!
@DisneyMoana

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After being "tough guy" at work. I sit at home watching a Disney musical.I think I'd lose all street cred if anyone found out.
Please say others do anything similar?
@officerdaddo @OfcrMatt @collegetowncop @WarriorBleu @BlondeinKevlar @barbie_camo @Door_Kicker1032 @LuthorCorp1

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Went predator hunting tonight and have been so focused on the result. I was able to finally enjoy the process. Was rewarded with a gentle fawn coming to investigate me. What a refreshing interaction after the streets #CopLife #hunting @LivePdFans2018 @bluelivesmtr #LawEnforcement

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Buffet said it best, "Be fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful" #greedymarket @BiggerPockets #RealEstate #investment #strategy #CopLife #dadlife

Let's hurry up and wait then.

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@barbie_camo Release the weirdos!

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@Geljo_Dad @PaternityFrat May not work for kids but does WONDERS for parents #PatFrat #dadlife #parenting #pottytraining

[Lex Luthor @LuthorCorp1]

Truth...
#SaturdayMorning

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@mttcrss @PaternityFrat It's a proud moment isn't it

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@BiggerPockets

Do you think the real estate market is over saturated with investors? Seems like there are less deals, higher prices and folks trying to make a buck off everything.

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Hard times in life are soothed with cuddles from a one year old #dadlife #special #itsworthit #momlife #stayPositive #blessed #WorkHard #homemade

#isyourdiaperdirty