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An especially dangerous Doug

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Billy Joel really said “trouble in the Suez” with his whole chest.

Makes you think

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@BrewThruBeerCo @StellaArtois @ivebeenkevin

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The only James Carter we acknowledge:

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@regisphiIbin And it was. It really was.

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“Lord Lord Lord” was the biggest sleeper bop of the GOOD Fridays Kanye era. Don’t @ me

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Rolling into the office parking lot blasting “Parking Lot Pimpin” at aggressive volumes is the best part about RTO

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“Elvis” is Spanish for “The Vis”

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My heart is broken

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De La Soul’s Trugoy the Dove has died at the age of 54 https://t.co/Rfbirtwfp7

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If @BurgerKing doesn’t do a Super Bowl commercial with a Hands Across America kind of thing where everyone is singing the whopper song, they need to fire everyone in their advertising department

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I got beef with At Home

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No disrespect to Kate Bush, but running up hills is not all it’s cracked up to be

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Personally, I find it very disturbing when a company’s loading screen for doing a credit pull says “Getting to know you…”

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@ivebeenkevin

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I like to watch movies while working so I can experience them the way the directors intended — pausing them every few minutes for extended periods of time and then rewinding a bit so I can remind myself what just happened

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I can assure you he did not.

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I think my favorite part of this Christmas was getting to explain to my parents the concept of Ligma

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I miss when Spike TV existed and would do the 007 Days of Christmas

Those were good days

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The Muppet Christmas Carol is the best version of the story because it’s the only one in which Charles Dickens wields a grappling hook

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Black Adam is a movie about Pierce Brosnan being dapper and cool.

They need to make Mamma Mia 3