Danielle Risner

[Danielle Risner @DaniMRis]

Watching #TheBachelorette and all I can think is: How does she remember everybody’s name? I forgot one name after five minutes of someone telling me, let alone 25 new people 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Danielle Risner @DaniMRis]

@12courtlewis

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

"it's not serious"

[Danielle Risner @DaniMRis]

New Olympic sport: carry your baby/toddler to their bed with out waking them or bumping anything. #realexercise #mustmissthelegos

[Danielle Risner @DaniMRis]

Couple has baby. Wife: up all hours with baby, never goes places alone, can’t finish a warm meal and developed new habit of tripping. Husband: goes poop for 20 minutes, ALONE, complains he has to let the dog in

[Danielle Risner @DaniMRis]

Starting to think I should hang a sign around Ellary’s neck saying “I’m not abused, just learning to walk/crawl.” She’d probably just eat it though. #8monthsold #crawler #teether #bruiseslikehermomma

[Danielle Risner @DaniMRis]

@RyRi1130 my fear when I couldn’t find Moana the other day 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Stumbler USA @StumblerFunny]

Watch... at your own risk 😂😭

[Danielle Risner @DaniMRis]

While shopping with @12courtlewis at kohl’s, she looks at Ellary and goes “I wish people like me as much as my niece does.” #elsmilesateveryone #shesspecial

[Danielle Risner @DaniMRis]

Things you never thought you’d say, then you became a parent: “let me get that booger”, while sticking your finger in their nose for the third time today 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Danielle Risner @DaniMRis]

Should I worried when my two month old looks off in the distance and smiles? 😳 #hellocasper or #evilplots #nopenotcreepy

[Danielle Risner @DaniMRis]

@10kcjo it’s your mom at bunko lol @12courtlewis am I right?

[Danielle Risner @DaniMRis]

@10kcjo I feel like this has @ColinGregory40 all over it. Oh and raccoons #yourfav

[known chiller @spughetti]

I’ve found my true calling

[Danielle Risner @DaniMRis]

@RyRi1130 when we tell Rem to get out bed. Haha

[Danielle Risner @DaniMRis]

@MirandaArcher seriously thought this was you for a second! Haha https://t.co/ZedIvbW3Ku

[Danielle Risner @DaniMRis]

Reads article about tattoos. Gets annoyed about article trashing tattoos. Wants another tattoo immediately. #pregoproblems #inkproblems #inktherapy

[Danielle Risner @DaniMRis]

@RyRi1130 https://t.co/CxLyYjZSo4

[Danielle Risner @DaniMRis]

Half these ball players have their shorts rolled so many times it looks like they are wearing the med bag shorts. #foursizestosmall

[Danielle Risner @DaniMRis]

Sensitive hearing + a cold + MIL pitch yelling = #headachefromhell

[Elk + Elk @elkandelk]

Want to cheer on @OhioStAthletics this Saturday as they take on the Hawkeyes?

FOLLOW & RT for a chance to win tickets!

INFO: https://t.co/zDzbaLmkaR

[Danielle Risner @DaniMRis]

Which is also the speed at which @12courtlewis and I talk to each other. https://t.co/IhaEBuaTYS

[Danielle Risner @DaniMRis]

@shelbsslynne I got some at hobby lobby last year.