Dan

[Vega @FCB_Vega]

Descripción gráfica del 50% de los goles de Cristiano Ronaldo:

[🔪 @walIflwr]

messi reaching 1000 goals before criminaldo will be so funny to witness bc thats the only thing that fraud has on his plate to brag abt

[Casey Krol @CaseyKrol]

Likely future leader of Germany:

“In my first 100 days, I will close the borders, eliminate social benefits for migrants, and carry out Germany’s largest deportations.”

Do you support her? 🇩🇪

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

If Lindsay Clancy is found innocent because hormones made her emotionally unstable, women better be very careful celebrating that verdict.

Because the law loves PRECEDENT.

From that day forward, every job application is going to have a new question:

“Are you currently hormonal?”

“Well, I’m a woman.”

“Thank you. I think we’ll be going in another direction.”

You can’t carry a weapon anymore. No female police officers. Sorry, but we cannot hand a loaded gun to somebody whose legal defense might eventually be, “My hormones were acting up.”

No more high-stress jobs, either. No air-traffic controllers. No surgeons. No nuclear-launch codes. One bad hot flash and boom 💥 Canada is glowing.

And women definitely can’t be judges. How can you decide whether somebody else is emotionally stable when your own gender just established in court that hormones can make you kill three people?

No female politicians, either. You can’t be trusted to run the country if, according to your own argument, your endocrine system occasionally takes over the government.

And custody hearings are going to change overnight.

The judge will say, “Ordinarily, children belong with their mother. However, according to the Lindsay Clancy precedent, she may be only one hormone away from a Netflix documentary. The children go with Dad.”

Dad doesn’t know their shoe sizes, the pediatrician’s name or which one is allergic to peanuts, but his testosterone has never been successfully used as an insanity defense.

Feminists spent a hundred years saying women are not hysterical, irrational creatures controlled by their biology and one defense attorney walks into court and says, “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury… have you considered the uterus?”

You cannot demand equal authority and then ask for discounted accountability.

If women want equal rights, great. But equal rights come with equal wrongs.
Otherwise, that glass ceiling is about to become a padded ceiling.

[Christy 💕 @Christy4Change]

“Lindsay Clancy was just mentally ill”

Okay and Jeffrey Dahmer was just hungry.

Shut the fuck up.

[San Marino Fútbol 🇸🇲 @SanMarinoTeam]

Tiene 39 años, hace 4 goles y encima te clava el último de tiro libre. Simplemente, Lionel Messi. 🇦🇷

El mejor jugador de la historia del fútbol por escándalo. No vamos a ver a alguien igual.

[Aquí No Se Simpea @DejenlasS]

Así como las mujeres dicen que los hombres son potenciales violadores, así mismo, las mujeres que.apoyan a Lindsay Clancy son potenciales asesinas.

[Joe McBride @McBrideLawNYC]

To the growing number of women showing up in person to support Andrew and Tristan:

Your presence is extraordinarily powerful.

For all the talk about misogyny, women keep showing up. In person. In growing numbers.

And in the end, your presence may help carry the day.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Half a decade of cases in 4 countries and you can’t find a SINGLE VIDEO of a girl saying I hurt her,

But you can find 25 videos of girls saying I NEVER hurt them.

I am being framed.

[Jared Taylor @RealJarTaylor]

When the government refuses to act, the people will!

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨HOLY SHIT:

A large group of local men in Ceuta have just chased the invaders off a beach and then SET FIRE to their belongings.

They're now heading to the next camp…

[Messi Fanatic @MessiFanatic_]

There will never ever be another World Cup trophy lifting celebration like this one. December 18, 2022 will live forever.

[Karoline Gosling @KarolineGosling]

Normalize ignoring your wife when she is behaving badly.

[Church of Chippy @churchofchippy]

They literally cannot fathom the concept of accountability until it literally hits them in the face

[Sebas Crackbol @Crackbol10]

El jugador más completo de la historia 🤣

#cristianoronaldo #bicholover #CR7

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

🇵🇱🇪🇺 Poland is officially exempted from the EU's mandatory migrant relocation quota under the New Migration and Asylum Pact, nor will it pay fines for refusing to take them.

Normally, the pact forces EU member states to either accept a specific quota of migrants from frontline nations or contribute a €20,000 financial equivalent per rejected individual.

Poland is entirely exempt from both.

[Amir Subasic @AmirSubasic1971]

We all know that. Same 💪

[matti 🇳🇴 @surretemessi]

I just love how he always does that cute little wink after every interaction hes so pure

[Akron Tribuna Sur @AkronSectorSur]

Si Chino todos tienen la culpa menos tu, en Chivas mucha presión y en Europa te quisieron dejar de pagar por vivir lesionado, todo mundo es muy cruel contigo