The next sex gonna be like:
Dude: who owns this pussy?
Her: You daddy
Dude: I said who owns this pussy? (While thrusting harder, slapping the cheek and choking her)
Her: You daddyyyyyyy....OMG π¦
Consultant Salary in the Uk π¬π§ : Β£110,000βΒ£130,000 per year
Junior Doctor Salary in the Uk π¬π§ : Β£32,000βΒ£45,000 per year
Consultant: walks into ward round, asks 3 sharp questions, makes a final decision in 2 minutes.
Junior Doctor:
Clerks 10 patients,
chases bloods,
orders scans,
rewrites drug charts,
updates families,
stays 2 hours late finishing discharge summaries.
Consultant: βWhy is this not done yet?β
Junior Doctor: running on caffeine, no break, still double-checking everything to avoid killing someone.
End of year:
Consultant gets distinction award + bonus.
Junior Doctor gets:
βGreat team playerβ in feedback and maybe a pizza during night shift.
No disrespect. One carries experience.
The other carries the system.
So tell meβ¦
are we paying for the knowledge or the job?