Danny Barnes

Wa

[Sunday League @SundayShoutsFC]

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Adriano on PES 6:

[Divock Origi @DivockOrigi]

It was a special journey @LFC YNWA

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

When you lie on your CV.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

4-0.

#MUFC | #BHAMUN

[Pure Roy Keane @PureRoyKeane]

Meanwhile outside the Amex Stadium...

[Danny Barnes @DanielBarnes]

Yessssssssss no lies told. Make any of those fights wowwwzzaaa

[UFC Europe @UFCEurope]

THE CALLOUT TO END ALL CALLOUTS. 🎤🔥

@MikeChandlerMMA calls out @TheNotoriousMMA...at WELTERWEIGHT. #UFC274

[Sharon Tully Odysseos @SharonOdysseos]

Never in my 67 years on this planet have I heard of a vagina being called a growler ? Is it a thing ? (No smutty stuff please genuinely puzzled)

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

#LIVMUN 😄

[Football Daily @footballdaily]

🗣 “There probably isn’t a football player in the planet that isn’t jealous of Cristiano [Ronaldo]. The career he’s had, the trophies he’s won, the money he’s earned…the six pack.” 🤣🤣

Wayne Rooney’s response to Cristiano Ronaldo’s Instagram post saying “Too jealous”.

[Dubs life @dubslife1]

You sure that’s not live .. yup 😂

[Perry the Jeweller @_PerryWood]

My 24 year old homeowner brother being asked if his mum and dad are in by a delivery guy has made my week

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

This run of games for Man City 😳

[Around Liverpool @aroundliv]

Meanwhile in Manchester….

✅ Holiday ruined
✅Nicked
✅Fined
✅Banned from an airline
✅Gone viral making a show of urself

All in all a holiday to remember really 👏🏼

[xmolliefay @xmolliefay]

Think r kids broke the tele

[📸 @THINGEO]

Women drivers ay https://t.co/ds2FQByiIk

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

For optimum mental health, the ideal amount of time to work is one day a week

[Nathan Diaz @NateDiaz209]

This fight already better than any of usmans lamess fights