BREAKING: Roy Keane set to be visited by 3 ghosts this Christmas eve.
The ghost of 'Christmas Nonsense.'
The ghost of 'Do me a Favour.'
The ghost of 'That's His Job.'
“I've got my kids (tattooed) on my right arm: Shannon, Caragh, Aidan and Leah… The wife did ask me why didn't I get hers and I said 'they'll always be my kids but you won't necessarily always be my wife,' which she wasn't too pleased about.” - Roy Keane
Danny Higginbotham on Roy Keane when he was Sunderland manager:
"We were on a run of 6 defeats from 9 games when we played Aston Villa. 'Listen, lads' he said. 'Basically, you're sh*t. Try to enjoy the game. You're probably going to get beaten. But just enjoy being sh*t.'"