โI've got my kids (tattooed) on my right arm: Shannon, Caragh, Aidan and Leahโฆ The wife did ask me why didn't I get hers and I said 'they'll always be my kids but you won't necessarily always be my wife,' which she wasn't too pleased about.โ - Roy Keane
"At Burnley v Man City I bumped into Roy Keane. I politely asked him for a 'Quick one' holding my phone up. He replied 'Why are you asking me for a quick one outside the toilets? And why say a quick one, they all take the same amount of time!'."
"You have to admit Roy that was impressive. One guy misses a 9 darter and the next hits one immediately..."
"That's their job Gary. If I was Van Gerwen I'd be having a good long look at myself in the mirror. Hit your doubles!"
"I don't see the problem with a celebrity chef holding the World Cup..."
"The man is famous for seasoning steak Gary. STEAK! He's stolen a living by sprinkling steak with salt. He shouldn't be next or near the trophy."