Dan

Essex boy. @IpswichTown supporter 🚜 🚜 🚜 Proud father to Kiera Lily 6/3/2017 💗

[Dan @DanielDaws1]

Have just heard an American journalist say Shane Lowry yelling Fuck you in retaliation to the god awful abuse he and Mcilroy have suffered was out of line…the yanks lack of self awareness, inability to grasp irony and just sheer ability to be as thick as pig shit is astounding

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨🗣️ #CLAPPING BACK — Ryan Gerard RESPONDS to a heckler after taking the solo lead. 🤯

“Get in the bunker…”

Gerard: “It’s not in the bunker dog.”

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

A blue whale's poop can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second largest piece of sh!t in the world just behind Donald Trump.

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Happy Sunday

[Ross McCulloch @Rossmac212]

Joke of the day😂

[Karl Frankham @karlfrankham1]

Is it just me who has no enthusiasm whatsoever for this World Cup?

The weirdest feeling I’ve ever had going into a major tournament.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

One minute it’s Friday night, a few hours later it’s Saturday. You take a shower, step out, and suddenly it’s Sunday. You take a nap, and before you know it, it’s Monday again.😭

[Wanker Finder @IfindWankers]

Willy Wanka and the migrant factory!

[Praise @tufpraise]

To be super clear, this is how rapists talk to
women

[John Wight @JohnWight1]

This World Cup should have been exclusive to Mexico.

Fuck the US.

[Warren @swd2]

Anyone surprised that Trump called another woman “stupid” for doing her job? How do you guys continue to defend this shitstain pig of a man?

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Look at the RAGE on his sweaty swollen bright orange face before he crashed out and ran away.

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

For our 250th birthday, Trump wants huge crowds in the streets celebrating.

Dude, I can guarantee that if you die.

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

The world is getting tired of this man.

Not tired in the way you get tired of a bad TV show. Tired in the way you get tired of a dog that barks at nothing, bites the postman, and then rolls over completely flat the moment someone actually pushes back. Donald Trump, the self-proclaimed master of the deal, stormed off the set of Meet the Press this morning after NBC’s Kristen Welker had the extraordinary audacity to ask him questions. Factual ones. About his own policies.

He called her “darling,” ripped off his microphone, and left.

This is the man who dodged military service with a bone spur diagnosis so convenient it might as well have come with a receipt. The man who cannot name a single foreign leader he has genuinely stood up to. The man who goes absolutely feral at female journalists and folds like a deck chair the moment Putin, Xi, or a Supreme Leader in Tehran raises an eyebrow.

His war with Iran has been a catastrophe dressed up as a victory lap. He launched it. He had no plan for the day after. He bombed things, declared triumph, and then discovered that Iran still controls the Strait of Hormuz and has absolutely no intention of giving that up for free. Every deadline Trump has issued has dissolved. Every ultimatum has been quietly extended. Iran now sits on the most valuable leverage in the global economy and uses it like a cash register, adding new demands every week while the man in the White House responds with angry posts on a social media platform that fewer people use than a regional Ohio newspaper.

The last time anyone successfully negotiated a deal with Iran, it took two years, a team of the finest diplomats in the Western world, and a level of patience and precision that this administration could not locate with both hands and a map. That deal, the one Trump ripped up without apparently reading it, contained limits on uranium enrichment, inspector access, and a clear framework for walking things back. Was it perfect? No. Was it dramatically better than the current situation, in which Iran now holds the global economy by the throat ahead of the US midterms? Substantially. Embarrassingly. Obviously.

Iran is not begging for a deal. Iran is choosing between deals, slowly, while the clock runs in their favor.

Even MAGA is starting to notice. The base that cheered every bomb drop is now sitting at petrol stations and supermarket checkouts doing the maths on what this war has actually cost them. Inflation is back. Interest rates are moving. Supply chains are straining and the worst has not even arrived yet. Right now, markets are running on buffer stocks and spare capacity. The moment those warehouses empty, the real pain begins.

In the meantime, the President of the United States is storming off television sets because a journalist asked him to account for his own decisions.

The bone spurs are acting up again.

Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

[Shaun Pinner @ShaunPinnerUA]

He is just a ghastly man, who’s been spoiled and sheltered his whole life, and this is what you get.

[Tom Hoefling @TomHoefling]

Trump's vile behavior on Meet the Press today is an absolute disgrace to our country.

There simply is no truth in the man, and he's mean right down to the bone.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

The face you make when your approval rating and blood oxygen level are competing.

[LPC @landpalestine]

American journalist slams Donald Trump and says Will there ever be a day you regret the lies you told the American people?

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Psychopath

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Trump looks like a bag of smashed assholes.

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Trump didn’t like that Kristen Welker refused to be gaslighted.

So he did what he always does to every female reporter: he calls her corrupt and stupid and waddles away.