Daniel O. Kaspersen

[Mom @mom_agency_]

Claude's first day at Dunder Mifflin

[FK Bodø/Glimt @Glimt]

Dette laget... 💛

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Bodø/Glimt dominant 💪

#UCL

[Daniel O. Kaspersen @DanielKaspersen]

Skulle ikke mer til nei. Klar for å bli skuffa, sint og lei meg igjen!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

"Take Me Home..." 🎶

Sound on for this, Reds: presenting a very special cover of Country Roads by lifelong United fan and @OfficialKALEO frontman, JJ 🫶🏟️

🤳 @Snapdragon x #ShotOnSnapdragon

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Even with all the problems at Manchester United they are still the biggest club in the country, probably second only to Real Madrid globally*. Even with the wretched Glazers, the debt, decaying stadium and years of poor recruitment, over-paying and under-achieving post-Sir Alex Ferguson, United are still a huge draw. That will be confirmed if Benjamin Sesko does follow Matheus Cunha and Bryan Mbeumo in signing for a team who finished 15th last season. 

Great clubs don’t lose their reputation overnight. United have a huge fanbase locally, nationally and internationally. It’s why the media cover them in such endless depth. Interest. It does need highlighting that the club laid off hundreds of loyal staff to save money and still have £70m for a 22-year-old. Sesko still an upgrade on the willing but shot-shy Rasmus Hojlund. United just need a dynamic Baleba-type in midfield and probably a more reliable goalkeeper than Andre Onana.

It’s still a long way back, other clubs have far better squads and are far better run, but United have a good head coach in Ruben Amorim determined to make his 3-4-2-1 system work (still a sadness for those of us who love United’s tradition of flying wingers). They have bought well this summer with Cunha and Mbeumo, who bring goals, assists and PL nous, also there’s the promise of 18-year-old Diego Leon. Patrick Dorgu looks to have settled in. Amad excellent. Mason Mount is fit, creating and scoring pre-season, but he’s 4th on the list for the two 10 slots. Amorim still has plenty to sort out. #MUFC

*the biggest club in the country/world will always be *your* club - because they matter most to you.

[FK Bodø/Glimt @Glimt]

Tri poeng i Stavanger. Bare så du vett det💛

[Daniel O. Kaspersen @DanielKaspersen]

@Glimt 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

[Daniel O. Kaspersen @DanielKaspersen]

Glimt 💛

[Sam Altman @sama]

no thank you but we will buy twitter for $9.74 billion if you want

[Daniel O. Kaspersen @DanielKaspersen]

Glimt kommer til å slå United på Old Trafford i november. Det er en setning jeg aldri trodde jeg skulle skrive.

[Daniel O. Kaspersen @DanielKaspersen]

Wow. Bare wow! @Glimt 💛

[Daniel O. Kaspersen @DanielKaspersen]

Stakkars fyr. Må vente lenge

[UtdTruthful @Utdtruthful]

📲 Marcus Rashford promised to dedicate his next goal to young Grayson ❤️

[Daniel O. Kaspersen @DanielKaspersen]

Jude Bellingham kommer til å bli alt Paul Pogba aldri ble.

[Daniel Vassbund @Smoothedan]

Vi må snakke om det GENIALE vedtaket det var å stenge kollektivfeltet for andre enn busser/taxier.

1. Jeg har tatt expressbuss til Oslo om morgenen i mange år. Det har fungert utmerket - sjelden/aldri kø for bussen.
2. Nå bruker bussen totalt sett lenger tid fordi det blir kaos på alle småveier inn mot E18.
3. På kveldene/helgene er det knapt en buss som kjører E18. Likevel velger man å stenge 1/3 felt for trafikk= Kø døgnet rundt.
4. Har Ruter økt kapasiteten for å ta unna det økende behovet? Selvsagt ikke! Mange blir stående på busstoppen fordi bussene er fulle. 🤦
5. Som vanlig gjør man det vanskeligere for folk uten å ha gode alternativer. MØKK!

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

manchester united FA cup 2024 trophy pics - player wise 🫡
A Thread:

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

⚠️ WEATHER WARNING ⚠️

It just got really, really cold 🥶

[Daniel O. Kaspersen @DanielKaspersen]

Fyren har jo fullstendig mista det. Hva er dette for noe sprøyt å stå å si? og hva er det med United som gjør at hver eneste trener ender opp med å miste fullstendig huet og vase med helt sinnsykt fjasete kommentarer som dette?

[MUFC Scoop @MUFCScoop]

Ten Hag on giving up opportunities: "Every team gives up opportunities. But, when it is up to us, it is weird. We created loads of chances as well. We are one of the most dynamic and entertaining teams in the league at this moment. We are creating loads of chances by playing good football. it was unnecessary to lose control. We repaired this at half-time and second half was much better." #MUFC

[Daniel O. Kaspersen @DanielKaspersen]

Nope, nei. Nå er det nok. Om noe av det første INEOS gjør er å godkjenne å signere ny kontrakt med Martial så er det faktisk absolutt null håp. Da er det samme jævla suppestyring som har grøftekjørt denne klubben de siste 10-15 årene. Jeg gir offisielt opp. https://t.co/6G57uAfsGa

[Jesper Mathisen @jespermathisen]

Gundersen og Helstrup fra Tromsø til Bodø/Glimt på samme dag?🇳🇴🔥😂

Da tenker jeg vi kan si at norsk fotball er i gang med å levere også i 2024!

Gundersen er en strålende signering, og om de skulle få Helstrup har de fikset erstatteren til Knutsen om han skulle reise ut en tur!

[TV 2 Sport @tv2sport]

iTromsø: Helstrup forlater TIL - blir assistent i Glimt https://t.co/RUpxTWS85q