Daniel Kite.

I like books, films, pubs and tidying.

[Daniel Kite. @DanielKite]

@emmalhampton @TownCloseEmma That animal is obviously a Tory. Jacob Rees-Dogg. 🐶

[John O'Farrell @mrjohnofarrell]

Latest news from the CBI. Or it might be from Cbeebies - hard to be sure.

[Daniel Kite. @DanielKite]

@bbctms DR Esther ?

[Simon Blackwell @simonblackwell]

All the nuclear warmoaners need to stop whining, get behind it and try to make it a success.

[PRAKASH WAKANKAR @pakwakankar]

This is Epic!!

[Jesse Armstrong @jessearmstrong1]

TOO MUCH. Unbelievable new signage at Gare du Nord for UK departures.

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

Hello Steve, You are too kind with your words. Bill https://t.co/0zlMyo84eT

[alan syson @AlanSyson]

@simonmayo @KermodeMovie well done Waterstones

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Who ever is doing the captions for the Tory party conference no longer gives a shit

[John O'Farrell @mrjohnofarrell]

"comrades" = the opposition
"plot"= policy idea
"tax raids" = pay fair share of tax
"Telegraph" = former newspaper

[Daniel Kite. @DanielKite]

@hellboyberry Shocking!

[kim noble @mrkimnoble]

I absolutely loathe people with those selfie sticks! Look at this narcissistic twat!

[The Poke @ThePoke]

June is one lucky lady.

http://t.co/xV5BuQVWpF

[John O'Farrell @mrjohnofarrell]

I like the way they've obscured the face of one person in this photo. To protect the privacy of er, Colonel Sanders. https://t.co/DOGpO0hAsR

[Daniel Kite. @DanielKite]

@labourlewis Congratulations to Silver Lining Lewis. Well done Clive!!

[Daniel Kite. @DanielKite]

#IVoted

[Daniel Kite. @DanielKite]

@labourlewis Wish I could vote for you.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Amazing research department there. RT @thomaj2: @awfulannouncing