Dani Leifer

bigger than a breadbox

[button willows @ButtonWillows]

"I AM THE MANIFESTATION OF CHAOS AND MAYHEM," i whisper in my head as I buckle down an do my math honework...

[button willows @ButtonWillows]

Everything said in Seven Samurai's sound like a certain 'je ne sais quoi'

[Dani Leifer @DanielLeifer]

@veritasium Maybe they just really want to give you $100,000, but they have a really flawed love-language. Like my adopted cat.

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https://t.co/teHn44MRaM

[Popular Science @PopSci]

Charles Darwin wrote enough one-liners to fill a burn book https://t.co/i8CZePdBe0

[Dani Leifer @DanielLeifer]

@IanFortey Good thing they travel in herds.

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@asteveintime @IanFortey I came here to nominate just this. Pure. Sex.

[Emily Cureton Cook @emilycureton]

People protesting an ice raid in bend

[Dani Leifer @DanielLeifer]

Seeing a lot of @TuckerCarlson in the news, and just wanted to help you all out with the pronounciation: “tuh-KUR.”
Make sure you all are showing him the bare minimum of respect by pronouncing it correctly. Again: tuh-KUR. 😂

[Dani Leifer @DanielLeifer]

@TLCplMax That’s a weird as hell headline.

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@MyrioramaLlama Yeah, weird how our capitalist society has socialized corporations.

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@Ben_Stoyles @rachael_uriarte Lol.

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@TLCplMax If it’s not then it’s a sad oppressed person who felt they had no choice but accept the role their oppressors put on them.

[Dani Leifer @DanielLeifer]

@engineeringvids Was anyone else expecting a butt naked Andy dick to be down there?

[Dani Leifer @DanielLeifer]

@grendeldave @TerminalLance Don’t trust that guy.

[Dani Leifer @DanielLeifer]

@solomongeorgio I’m so sorry for your loss.

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@mscelinalina Gross bullies are gross.

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@RLSWrites That’s what I’m reading

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@thustweetsdavid My mom thought it was great, too.

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@TLCplMax Who the hell goes around holding a mallet with a double down-grip? This is makes way more sense as a peanut butter cross-over.