Daniel “Wheels” Wheelburg

NYU 2024 finance graduate Magic shovel enthusiast
Avid runner: 26.2x2, 13.1x6
5:38 mile
Better than you in every aspect
President of dilation nation

[Daniel “Wheels” Wheelburg @DanielMagwheels]

Businesses you say? #rackattack

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@WaterwornPebble Straight incel foid #obliterate this dude

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Fuck need bag now, been 30 minutes clean #dust #needbag #kms #obliterate

[Daniel “Wheels” Wheelburg @DanielMagwheels]

@KThompBag Easily dust #permissiontodilate #commence

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steelers browns pre game on field announcer is absolutely chopped. Still would for bragging points #oof
#shrink #would

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@00JimmyT Lots of bag

[Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA @KThompBag]

On a serious note, the amount of motion I’ve had recently is honestly scary #abracadabramybitchwaybadder

[Daniel “Wheels” Wheelburg @DanielMagwheels]

@haleyneck25 #expand apple juice

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@HawkEmDownChris getting an unexpected mike Vick appearance at the dog fighting ring would’ve been nuts #expand

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@oelma__ 2 hours without some bag is the worst smell known to man #shrink

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@ImAVeteran_ Huge thanks for the update brother

[Daniel “Wheels” Wheelburg @DanielMagwheels]

@isthatbog Stephen hawking cruising by, bro didn’t give a fuck #wheels #expand

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@BarryBagzz Holy chud wagon #shrink the fuck out of this

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@fagtilli @KThompBag Great to hear from you bags, straight stud on the stick. Happy to obliged and get more work done on our group project whenever the time is right. Enjoy #bag

[Daniel “Wheels” Wheelburg @DanielMagwheels]

Was with these chicks this weekend, didn’t wanna rip and uber and one is rocking double dui’s. Should’ve let them drive. Dumb hoes #shrink

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@BenjCobb No bag is criminal #shrink

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Studying sucks, can’t focus when I think about a sweet crisp cold Michelob ultra hitting my lips and a firm key bump hitting my inner nostrils. #Shrink the fuck out of education, #expand the fuck out of bag

[Adam “Baggington” Fagtilli CFA | CPA @fagtilli]

Reminiscing on amazing weekend visiting
French Alps with associates. So glad we were able to coordinate the outfits. We all look #permanentlydialed. @DannyGoldy still looking for those kids that ripped you for your bald spot cap. Like get a life.
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[Alexander Newman @AlexNewman55]

Thot daughter or Yankees roll call guy?

[Daniel “Wheels” Wheelburg @DanielMagwheels]

@fagtilli @DannyGoldy @KThompBag Who needs Ubers when you got dust #albanianslut #bikershorts #3duis #expand

[Daniel “Wheels” Wheelburg @DanielMagwheels]

@DannyGoldy Agreed, thanks for the input goldy. You’re an incel foid #shrink