Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA

Certified in Bag Deletion - ‘04 bag race runner-up
26.2 x2 + 70.3 (automatically better than you)

[Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA @KThompBag]

@Chipmcqueen47 Would

[Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA @KThompBag]

@racked4dayz Checks out with this retarded ass shirt get testicular cancer

[Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA @KThompBag]

Imagine being a college freshman nervous about living away from home for the first time all while having to sling dust on the side #pablo #lank

[Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA @KThompBag]

@pledgemaster99 Sarge,

Wood, respectfully.

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[Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA @KThompBag]

@liamdoylelover Or are they getting younger and younger? #noticed

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

2026 is officially the summer of dust

[Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA @KThompBag]

@NaturalLidge Correct.

[Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA @KThompBag]

Can’t wait to make my Jaden Newman myplayer on 2k this year. Pure ballhandler #incinerate

[Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA @KThompBag]

@Stewwy_james @8BallBrad @8BallChadC @8BallDadC I’ll bring the Nantucket nectar

[Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA @KThompBag]

AP a cool quarter-million I’m sorry this watch did not come from me punchin no clock

[Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA @KThompBag]

Ahhh Sunday evening for a 16-40 year old male. It’s either take an ungodly amount of melatonin or wrap around a tree doing 150+ to avoid the scaries. Think I might just take the big H and call it a night #obliterate

[Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA @KThompBag]

@TheDep Nah somebody spiked all 22 of mine last night

[Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA @KThompBag]

@JackGoffBurner Bros thanking the bus driver 🥀🥀

[Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA @KThompBag]

Home this time next week. In dire need of some Nantucket salt.

[Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA @KThompBag]

@Michael67Hawk Txt

[Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA @KThompBag]

@Stewwy_james @8BallBrad @8BallTad Stew,

What a retard. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.

I’ll hang up 📞

- Wood

[Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA @KThompBag]

“I’m not drinking tonight”

[Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA @KThompBag]

@fagtilli Baggington,

They’re probably all on their periods too.

I’ll hang up 📞

- Wood

[Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA @KThompBag]

Hung. Think I’ll text my ex’s mom.

[Karl “Wood” Thompson CPA @KThompBag]

@fagtilli This is the national league