Daniel Pulham

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[thingsbradsays @thingsbradsays]

Dan: what do you reckon our neighbors think of us?

Brad: I reckon they think we’re legends

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I hope she gets hit by a bus really softly. Just like 2 miles an hour, not enough to hurt her but enough to scare her.

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“Just smelling my dick, it smells like beer”

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Mark: Did you hear that screaming outside?
Dan: What was that?
Brad: Virgins

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“I’d say ‘I’ve got some meat you can suck on, and you can swallow my kids”’

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“Do you know who else didn’t evolve Pokémon?... Nazis”

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“My dick and a little bit more on her head and we’re basically the same height”

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“If I’m gunna have a heavy wank to something weird I’m gunna put the doorstop under the door”

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“It’s like the famous saying ‘if you had an apple, and someone came on it, then you washed that apple, would you still eat it?’”

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Ordering a Smarties McFlurry at the drive through -

Brad: Do you do smarties?

Guy: Yes

Brad: Could I have some please...

(Awkward pause)

Brad: In a McFlurry

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Brad: Have you see that porno? A threesome. One guy, the woman stretches the other woman’s arsehole, pours milk and fruit loops in and eats it.

(Pause)

Dan: No Brad I haven’t

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Brad’s @McDonalds order...

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“So if I went to Hogwarts I would study like so fucking much so that I could become a really good wizard and just fuck people”

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“I just want to sleep! Stop wanking me!”

[Daniel Pulham @Daniel_Pulham95]

@Rhys_Revell What a prediction 😂😂

[Daniel Pulham @Daniel_Pulham95]

@Rhys_Revell @FootyAccums @primevideosport Mate I was watching it, mad touch and finish 🔥

[Daniel Pulham @Daniel_Pulham95]

@Rhys_Revell Bare rude

[Jesse Wellens @Jessewelle]

I lost my mom to mental illness and suicided almost exactly two years ago from this day. If someone came across her and filmed her...put it on youtube and joking about it I WOULD RIP THERE FUCKING THROUT OUT!! I don’t understand where his head was at but this is not a joke.

[ksi @KSI]

Ite, I think it's time I actually talk to you guys, video coming soon