Daniel Rubin

The real Dan Rubin.

[Trump History @Trump_History45]

Donald Trump makes his escape from the meteor that killed all the dinosaurs. He was the only survivor…
- End of the Cretaceous Period, colorized

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@IGN You forgot about Blade:Trinity.

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@ilove_aviation Can planes fly upside down?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Unless you’ve driven a magnificent beast 2000 miles without it ever occurring to you to put on a goddamn seat belt or put your kid in a car seat, while listening to Johnny Mathis 8-tracks, in a haze of Pall Mall smoke, to the edge of the fucking Grand Canyon, shut the fuck up.

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

If no one ever buys a property in Monopoly, everyone gets richer and no one loses.

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@ClassicGIJoe I have this.

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@UberFacts Figuring out my left from my right.

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@UberFacts Quick sand

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@davidcinema Breakfast Club

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@ProfLongtooth @FoxNews I have this suspicion butter was involved

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The Martians had founded a new civilization, one that would be forever changed by their experiences on the Red Planet.

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It was 1903. The world was changing. The Wright brothers had proven that man could fly, and a new kind of energy was coursing through the nation. America was on the rise.
#mars

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The Martian atmosphere was incredibly thin, and the spacecraft had to be constantly adapted to the extreme conditions.
But finally, in November of 1914, the first colonists arrived on Mars.
The society that had been dreamed of for years was now a reality.

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Yes, we will.
But for now, we just have to focus on getting there.

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It won't be long now, Joe. We'll be on Mars in no time.
I hope so. I hope they have a nice planet over there. It's not like Earth, but I suppose it could be worse.
I think the only thing that worries me is the fact that we might not be able to get back.

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But let's not worry about that now. Let's just get on with it.
I know you're right. We'll just have to take things one day at a time. Hey, one day we'll be able to write about this trip and tell the whole world about it.

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