I am a female sexagenarian pianist in my villain era applying for a job in Colombia but the interviewer was only asking about my cooking and chopping skills. Follow for more heinous plot twists.
I am a female sexagenarian piano teacher in my villain era ready to take advantage of your overly ambitious New Year's Resolution to finally take those piano lessons you have always dreamed of. Follow for more ephemeral plot twists.
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