let's get it Dan

Yeah yeah, I know.

[let's get it Dan @Danielki_]

I came with 2litres of milk from ocha and I decided to ferment it. Yesterday I tasted it and it was almost perfect. I'm telling you I can't wait to get home. I've been thinking about it all day

[let's get it Dan @Danielki_]

@Paxo_o Must be the hat haha

[let's get it Dan @Danielki_]

I have a friend who's been selling laptops all his adult life na hana GLE. I wonder what he's doing wrong

[ALERT254 @MotoMushene]

Kenneth Toroitich Kiplabat was brutally murdered and his Mercedes-Benz GLE dumped in Nakuru- He had just bought the guzzler.

The deceased was selling laptops

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

that’s quite an age gap

[James Bong @JamieButon]

We all do you ain't special

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

They didn't lose anything because it was not their money to begin with.

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

Physician: Your body has just enough potassium.

Me: K

[let's get it Dan @Danielki_]

Three things I like: Going home, eating and sleeping

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

Who would have known

The mighty Oluga would turn into a mutina
Sad times indeed

[let's get it Dan @Danielki_]

Cash out!

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: Somebody put $5400 on Ivory Coast to win the World Cup before their 2-1 win vs France today...

Ivory Coast's odds to win the World Cup doubled from 0.3% to 0.6% and he can now cash out for $10,800.00 on Polymarket.

[Rivelino @alpharivelino]

DIVORCED

[jack @Jbcfc45]

Credit: @SouthamptonFC

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

But wakikuyu wakicombine initials

MUTHO: Muthoni
KI: Kimani
NJU: Njuguna

Hamsemi ni Genius 🥲

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Whoever said we have become parents to this man & his regime really ate. “Usiibe hizo”, “Usikate hiyo”, “Usiuze hapo”, “Usivunje…” every week.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Dear Kenyans 🇰🇪 I have bad news for you 😑

[Eric Njiru ⚽️ @EricNjiiru]

Kenyan Chelsea fan in Budapest for the UCL final. ‘Hatewatchers without borders’😂

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Really torn here.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Nigga is marrying himself

[27. @dimvji]

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief daily