Dan Aceda

Award winning musician. Performing Artiste.HRH The Crown Prince of Benga
Chief Ambassador of the #PayCreatives movement.

Founder @semaBOX @StudioTISAKE

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

You can be good at what you do. And You can be popular for it. Try to be both, but if you can't, it's better to be good.

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

@zaxoguda 🤣

[Writer | Climber | Mother of Dragons | Kas Ka Gan @Wordslinger__]

Hii nchi inachosha 🫩🫩🫩. Even cold medication for kids, parents are usually afraid of the expensive meds finishing quickly, so they try to stretch it. People are even living with pain because good NSAIDs are expensive - or taking the mara mojas killing our kidneys. Hate it!

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

@SeweS_ Hehehehe 🤣

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

Bruuuuh 😭 I don't know if this economy will ever recover from Finance Bill 2023

[RETRAK Kenya @retrakenya]

Illicit cigarettes now make up almost HALF of Kenya's market, according to the latest figures from Kantar.
The black market is winning while legitimate business loses ground.
Kenya can't and shouldn’t tax its way out of this.
@NAssemblyKE @KRACare @KeTreasury

[Raylan Givens @JewishWarrior13]

🚨An unusual incident unfolded at Arlington National Cemetery today following the Veterans Day ceremony.

A U.S. Army sentinel guarding the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier publicly reprimanded Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, his wife Jennifer, and members of his entourage after some in the group were seen talking and laughing while taking photographs near the sacred memorial.

Stopping his patrol and turning toward the group, the soldier shouted:

"All visitors will maintain an atmosphere of silence and respect at all times!"

The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier is one of America's most sacred military memorials, and its sentinels enforce the same standards of respect for everyone, regardless of rank or position.

[Radical Living @RadicalFalk]

Switzerland permanently destroys your sense of money.

[𝙆𝙖𝙮™️ @KayLFC05_]

- Penalty unfairly awarded against us vs Forest. 2 points dropped.

- Gravenberch wrongly sent off vs City. 3 points dropped.

- Clear penalty denied vs Arsenal. 3 points dropped.

- Penalty unfairly awarded against us vs Palace.

10 games in and PGMOL have already robbed us of 8 points.

How are we meant to compete?

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

Knowing this government, that guy will see this and announce plans to put up a stadium and shopping complex there by next year 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Premier League @premierleague]

Virgil van Dijk is a big fan of Alexander Isak's celebration 🤝

@LFC

[James Pearce @JamesPearceLFC]

'The Premier League’s five-person KMI Panel ruled in a 4:1 vote that the decision not to punish Timber was the incorrect one.'
So poor from both Madley and Attwell on the day and it cost Liverpool.

https://t.co/0QohQ5bLUA

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

🤣 hahahaha we said mapema sana

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

CS Aden Duale on Ebola: Kenya will not serve as a quarantine center for any jurisdiction. Travelers from other countries will not be held in Kenya, to meet another country’s entry requirement. MoH will not issue any certificate of quarantine, or Ebola free certification for travel purposes. Kenya remains open for business, with no restriction for movement or public gathering

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

Conned inside where ?

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

" I am not sleeping very well, I am only sleeping 3 hours a day,"- A Swedish businessman has testified at the Milimani Law Courts on how a syndicate conned him out of KSh 61 million inside Harambee House.

Between January 10 and February 25, 2026, the suspects convinced representatives of the Swedish firm M/S Jokara AB that they could secure a government contract worth over KSh 4.6 billion (USD 36 million) to supply 500 Toyota Hiace ambulances.

After flying to Nairobi on January 27, 2026, the victim was escorted to a boardroom on the 12th floor of Harambee House, where a female accomplice allegedly helped them bypass security checkpoints. Inside, the suspects posed as senior officials from the Ministry of Interior, the Ministry of Health, and the National Treasury, presenting forged award letters and contract agreements.

Believing the procurement deal was genuine, the victim transferred roughly KSh 60.8 million through a series of payments wired into a local Kenyan bank account tied to the network.

[Plant Whisperer @MainaKaibere]

A drug I've used daily for the past 24yrs went out of stock early this yr.The alternative brand is 4x more expensive.Word is that camel man & co have hijacked medical imports & messed up the supply chain.Patients are suffering & dying because of this nonsense.

[Karanja Matindi #LindaKatiba 🇰🇪 @KaranjaMatindi]

The "severe disability" criteria is unlawful. Secondary legislation can't impose a higher qualification than primary legislation, to the disadvantage of the targeted beneficiary.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Happy birthday, Mariam! 🥳🥳🥳
From everyone at #FixingTheNationNTV🤍

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

@roomthinker 🤣

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

Meanwhile on the latest episode of Pots On Legal …

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

@Wordslinger__ Hehehe 🤣

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

@Chad_254 We have lost our sense of pride.

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

My people have become the standard of stupidity. Baba yawa 😭

[Capital FM Kenya @CapitalFMKenya]

Nairobi Governor Johnson Sakaja visits the rural home of Luo Council of Elders Odungi Randa in Ahero, Nyando sub county for a consultative meeting with Council Elders. He brought a herd of cattle to the Council Elder.

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

All this happening but there's a major police deployment to lock a market in Kitale.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Seven dead after suspected Shabaab militants ambush group including construction workers building Mandera-Lafey Road, County Police Commander Robinson Ndiwa confirms.