dani🦋

social worker & mental health advocate🌈

[Kang @KangGaming]

Hear me out... Animal Crossing.

[So Tired of this Mess 🟦 @DianaMiller5]

Pre-Roe, I was 8 yrs old. I came home from school to find my Mom lying in a puddle of blood. She was weak & asked me to call a neighbor. She was miscarrying, but the embryo would not abort. For 48 hours, she bled while doctors transfused blood, waiting. Abortions were illegal.

[ellie @elliethenord]

My motivation to play animal crossing: 📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📈📈📉📉📉📉📈📈📈📈📉📉📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📉📉📉📈📈📈📉📉📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉 someone help

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

bro wtf are you supposed to do while people are singing happy birthday to you

[Solidarity @SolidarityCoUK]

i've eaten too much chocolate and i can't move

rt if you feel the same

[WhatserName @IamEveryDayPpl]

Treat her right or Pete Davidson will.

[dani🦋 @DanielleShomer]

My toxic trait is thinning everything goes in the air fryer at 400° for 10 mins🤪

[dani🦋 @DanielleShomer]

I just filed my small business as an LLC.

Am I…a CEO???😮‍💨 #SmallBusiness

[zel @denzeldion]

bitch… thanksgiving is next week

[dani🦋 @DanielleShomer]

Im tired of this grandpa

[dani🦋 @DanielleShomer]

Me

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i have one drink and suddenly im responding “im so happy you’re enjoying your life” to instagram stories of people i haven’t spoken to in 7 years

[Jos @JosieCanseco]

fried pickles
that’s it that’s the tweet

[dani🦋 @DanielleShomer]

Exhibit A, B & C

[dani🦋 @DanielleShomer]

Hello twitter happy to be back (for now)
I make earrings now, I’d like to think they’re pretty cute
Shop here: https://t.co/vsg7j30u5U

[dani🦋 @DanielleShomer]

Big sad my baby is 2 months. Also toes

[dani🦋 @DanielleShomer]

@HalieTurich Same 🥲

[dani🦋 @DanielleShomer]

When you sit through a 2 hour meeting that could've been an email

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I am not the same person I was yesterday when I made plans to go on a run today and I think that should be respected and normalized