Danielle Stormborn

Mother of Cats | MSU Alumna

[Danielle Stormborn @Danielle_Roback]

Me: “Why are you spending your open house money on stupid shit?”

Nicole: “Why do you spend ALL of your money on stupid shit?”

Me:

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

🫡

[Stephen @onyeka_sk]

my friends: “i’m not a hater but-”

me: “don’t worry i am”

[stargirl🎸 @iCyberGirI]

“wtf r u on??” the spectrum

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

happy Father’s Day to the man who tucked me in and sang me to sleep every night at 10 pm

[janna elizabeth haider, phd🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @janna_e_haider]

every quarter i give my students an extra credit assignment to make a meme about something we covered in class. this quarter i taught US History from approx 1815-1920(ish), and the kids had some spicy takes (thread of memes)

[ricky 💵 @RickyThaGOAT]

if u think I’m rude u should hear da lil voice in my head

[John Squires 🎃 @FreddyInSpace]

I'm not convinced R.L. Stine has ever truly gotten the respect and credit he deserves for being such a prolific, influential, game changing writer in the horror space. The Stephen King of kid/teen horror. Impossible to overstate how much he's done to get young people into horror.

[Hurt Cobain 🧛‍♀️ @RenyXO]

I wish I could quit my job so I can focus on my true passion which is sleeping

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

it’s so hard explaining to my cat every morning that i have to go away for 10 hours to support our lifestyle

[AGAPE @MAG_Milli]

Dawg this is one of the greatest tik toks Iv ever seen

[baba yagliacci @premiumspiders]

as grateful as i am for goodrx i do not like or understand how our entire medical system got so fucked up that you can dodge a 500% markup on your prescription by telling the pharmacist you have heard of a web site

[Carly 🍒 @carlyynicole]

Did it hurt? When Steve from blues clues left out of nowhere and came back just to say he was proud of you after all this time

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

A wise lawyer named Elle Woods once pointed out that every ejaculation not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment and I just think maybe Texas should take a look at that one

[Ash ☀️ @ashpainix]

if they don't know what this is from they're too young x