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[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Being in love is humiliating and—if elected—I will put an end to it.

[RICKEY @rickeythompson]

This is GHETTO!!!! That many of y’all love that HATEFUL MAN?!?!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Wallace when the camera isn't on him

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Tonight, America was presented with a choice: a leader who offers a clear path forward vs. an angry, interrupting bully.

[kB @xxkbc]

Saw someone say let Andy Cohen moderate the debate and I think we should give the people what they want

[Karen Attiah @KarenAttiah]

All of this could have been an email

[Ezra Klein @ezraklein]

It's not just that Trump is a bad president. It's that he's a bad person.

[OJ @ojenabosi]

Donald Trump acting like this debate is a Bad Girls Club reunion special

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Ready.

[DAN ✨ @DanielleyKelly]

Peter at the pool party talking to every girl in the house trying to figure out if Alayah is there for the right reasons #TheBachelor #pilotpete

[DAN ✨ @DanielleyKelly]

When I swipe left on bumble and the same guy pops up again the next day

[James @CaucasianJames]

if i was the kid in home alone i would’ve just cried and walked to my neighbors and the movie would’ve been over

[DAN ✨ @DanielleyKelly]

Ya getting cheated on makes you feel stupid, but have you ever sent an email saying “please see attached” and forgot to attach the document?

[DAN ✨ @DanielleyKelly]

I just find it strange how British people can do American accents so well but Americans are so shitty at British accents. Somebody’s lying

[DAN ✨ @DanielleyKelly]

I wanna be *can spend $80 on a phone case* type rich

[DAN ✨ @DanielleyKelly]

@KylieJenner but make it Stormi.

[DAN ✨ @DanielleyKelly]

If you’re one of those people who makes it impossible to move on to the next Instagram story by blocking the whole thing with lyrics. Not only am I going to not watch your story, I am also going to unfollow you.