Danielle Johnson

Designer. Mom. USAF veteran. Takes nothing too seriously.

[Danielle Johnson @DanilynneJ]

@nathano235 There is a sharp cliff you hit when you earn enough to be officially“middle class” where you no longer qualify for assistance, discounts or tax relief but don’t earn enough to pay full price for those things. People at that point are more broke than those who get EBT.

[Danielle Johnson @DanilynneJ]

@EndWokeness Weird. My kid had ADHD and never shot anyone.

[Danielle Johnson @DanilynneJ]

@kenofintegrity Men know boys/men infinitely better than women ever could - and vice versa. My husband and sons predicted my daughter’s boyfriend wasn’t worthy a year before she realized it and broke up with him.

[Danielle Johnson @DanilynneJ]

@RichardHanania That is why women shouldn’t participate in casual sex - you are less likely to be treated poorly after sex by a man who cares for you.

[Danielle Johnson @DanilynneJ]

@walls_edward That’s asinine. Pandering to irrational opinions is how we got to the point where women think they can do whatever they want without being held responsible. Grow a pair and tell her she’s wrong when she’s wrong.

[Danielle Johnson @DanilynneJ]

@RobertMSterling @Cernovich A local charity near me has a men’s group and a women’s group: the men’s meetings last half the time, they raise twice the money and they support the women’s events with money and labor all the time. The women spend half their meetings pandering and/or arguing with each other.

[Danielle Johnson @DanilynneJ]

@wil_da_beast630 Marriage/family is a team sport. People seem to have forgotten that.

[Danielle Johnson @DanilynneJ]

@CNviolations The mentality of “I’m too lazy/incompetent to grow my own flowers so they can’t have theirs” instead of just enjoying pretty flowers someone else planted and maintained for everyone to enjoy as they walk by.

[Danielle Johnson @DanilynneJ]

@gardenofgag No, it sounds like natural selection.

[Danielle Johnson @DanilynneJ]

@NBC10Boston Yet he was the only one on that jury who thinks violently killing kids is murder? Weird.

[Danielle Johnson @DanilynneJ]

@salltweets She looks like a female actress playing the role of a boy who is pretending to be a man.

[Danielle Johnson @DanilynneJ]

@MamaSissieSays This is a common sign of affection in polite society. I suppose you’re more familiar with people just making out and grabbing each other.

[Danielle Johnson @DanilynneJ]

@atrupar That wasn’t an interview. She was asking questions then arguing back as soon as he started responding. So unprofessional.

[Danielle Johnson @DanilynneJ]

@wil_da_beast630 I hate hearing about bodily functions at all, including the potty jokes my kids would laugh at in middle school. I especially don’t want to think about whatever “prepping ” people need to do while I’m planning dinner for my family.

[Danielle Johnson @DanilynneJ]

@wil_da_beast630 We just need to learn to let nature take its course: it’s not morally right to kill a baby before its time but we also need to accept when to let go.

[Danielle Johnson @DanilynneJ]

@Hitchslap1 No, 2 &3 are indicative of a functional strength that doesn’t require additional time/effort in the gym, supplements or chemical enhancements. They’re the guys who can carry heavy stuff for you without spending lots of time working on their physique.

[Danielle Johnson @DanilynneJ]

@wil_da_beast630 It’s honestly so stupid how people have started celebrating every. single. milestone. in a child’s life as equal. Pre-k isn’t even remotely close to an accomplishment worthy of celebrating. The kid aged out of it. Congrats on keeping your kid alive long enough.

[Danielle Johnson @DanilynneJ]

@fishstark Kids are actually not that expensive if you live a basic lifestyle. Live like you’re broke financially and your kids will be your entertainment.

[Danielle Johnson @DanilynneJ]

@bethanyshondark My parents would have given anything to quit their jobs and take care of their grandkids, but they were in their 40s with bills to pay and retirements to fund. They’re still working to pay bills and fund retirements that may never happen.

[Danielle Johnson @DanilynneJ]

@NinaPanickssery My parents were still working when my kids were young. They actually won’t be retired for a few more years, and may be great-grandparents by then.