Dani Macauley

you can leave off my lid and I won't even lose my fizz

[Dani Macauley @Danimacxo]

@ainsley24 Hahahahahahahahahahaha this was niche

[Dani Macauley @Danimacxo]

@ainsley24 @Sanny_Rudra 🦐🦐🦐🦐

[Dani Macauley @Danimacxo]

@ainsley24 Take it from a shrimps fan, it could be worse 🦐🦐🦐🦐

[thepathlesstravelled @tpltravelled]

I was once so emboldened to take my country back that i looted a vape store in Sunderland.

[minnie @minnniemou]

UK folks, this election cycle has been hell to follow. To try and help I've condensed the 4 main parties manifestos for you as best as I can, sorted by policy type.

This is in no way extensive or in-depth but I tried to get the most relevant points for most people

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[Dani Macauley @Danimacxo]

@Horned_Sphere @ainsley24

[Dani Macauley @Danimacxo]

Police Drone Pilot is such a camp job title

[Dani Macauley @Danimacxo]

Actually laughable that the council's key outcome is to review 'wording' instead of the entire fucking system

[Socialist Voice @SocialistVoice]

Tory-run Thurrock Council tells a 56-year-old woman she should be able to function reasonably well if she ends up on the streets

Thurrock wrote to Heidi Dodson rejecting her application for priority housing following an eviction notice from her landlord https://t.co/ZrwEWsXyad

[Dani Macauley @Danimacxo]

@NoContextHumans @ainsley24 you at beacon fell

[Dani Macauley @Danimacxo]

@ainsley24 Glad you enjoyed it

[Charlie Watts @char1iewatts]

I’d literally do anything to bring this show back

[Dani Macauley @Danimacxo]

@courtsthomasx She was the best on Love Island she was such an icon!!! She seems completely different on this

[Anthony Pilling @PillingAnthony]

Only on’t neck nowadays tommo

[Dani Macauley @Danimacxo]

@elfbatross @ainsley24

[Dani Macauley @Danimacxo]

@profanityswan @ainsley24

[James Dickens @JamesWDickens]

There is an ex-pro footballer making idiotic statements on here in a very transparent attempt to push his budget-Rogan podcast and remain relevant when he has nothing to offer. Don't give him any publicity, don't use his name, don't listen to his podcast and he'll fade away

[Dani Macauley @Danimacxo]

@Curt_CPFC @JustEatUK @ainsley24

[Dani Macauley @Danimacxo]

@DH2472 I know!! Think it's only you and me not listening to her 😂😂

[Dani Macauley @Danimacxo]

How is everyone I know in the top 0.1% of Taylor Swift listeners