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I'm not that interesting...but I can touch my toes.

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I’m crying.

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In case anyone wanted to know, #NatalieNunn is an entitled asshole and walks into hotels demanding to cut the check-in line.

The line in question - A group of United States Marines.

Natalie Nunn, do better. Literally had no idea who you were, until this, & I’m not impressed.

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CrossFit right now after their complete negligence this morning at the Crossfit Games

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@peacock if you don't bring back Pierre Escargot then you're missing out on an incredible comedic opportunity for @kenanthompson and @KevinHart4real
#ParisOlympics2024 #olympichighlights #pierreescargot

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not @alexandracooper saying she has moves named after her too when talking about moves named after @Simone_Biles 😂

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@alexandracooper If you could be a gymnast for a day and had endless abilities, what gymnastics event(s) would you want to try? #watchwithalexcooper

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@alexandracooper covering the gymnastics drama is my Super Bowl. Also, we (gymnasts) practice for comps with noises and cowbells! Some gyms will have purposefully loud meets so we can get used to drowning out all of the sounds. #watchwithalexcooper

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#watchwithalexcooper Hey Big Al, what Olympic sport would you play or compete in if you had endless talent?

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I love that @alexandracooper is consistently herself no matter the assignment #watchwithalexcooper

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@DoorDash @Uber @UberEats To add - the same promo keeps getting added to the @UberEats app with new expiration dates, there’s no way the promo was “deactivated” because they keep promoting it in the app and via email and keep generating new promos for it.

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LOL at @Uber @UberEats absolutely FLOODING my inbox with promos but none of them work despite also showing up in the app. Their customer service says “oh that promo isn’t active” and then I continue to get emails that it is active since the call. How is that legal?

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@DoorDash @Uber @UberEats After all of this DMing @UberEats told me to order & that they’d use the promo for me. After I ordered they told me oh jk “terms and conditions” we can’t do it. I would not have ordered if I wasn’t going to get the promo. What a gross scam. Reasons why door dash is better.

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Take a shot every time @enews @zannarassi says quintessential 🥴#MetGala2024

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Anyone else hear “would’ve could’ve should’ve” in “Cassandra”?

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Thank you Aimee is KILLING ME. HAS ME DEAD 😂😂😂 calling Kim OUT

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I’m American and I’ve been revolutionized. Taylor what have you done? #TTPD #TheAnthology #doublealbum @taylornation13 @taylorswift13

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Clara Bow is wow. #TTPD @taylornation13 @taylorswift13

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heroin with an E. Damn. #ttpd @taylornation13 @taylorswift13

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@_carleigh Ugly cried

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Oh shit so she was hella depressed for tour????