D A N J U M A

Humble yourself know matter who you are 🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼

[Stikesh 7 @Stikesh3]

Na this period poor girls dey chop transport yami shine eye 😂

[trumu Police 👮 @belike_kelvie]

“I wanna see mama smile has stolen mama’s ghc500 “

You boys dey misbehave paaa😭😭

[SOMTO @somtodeyforyo]

Girls don't want a guy that's accessible to other girls, But won't date a guy that no girl wants.

Confused set human beings.

[Ebe Ne Zer @benzor_couture]

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft only women have.

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

When you finally start to realize why the owner of the girl you took never fought back for her

[Nungua Cardi B 💕 @ellyserwaaa]

Fastest way to calm a woman down during an argument? Tell her the girls you’ve dated before her never behaved like this. It works all the time 👍

[Virgin Boy🧃 @demolaisavirgin]

thanks for checking up on me and billing me 2 minutes after, words can't express how i feel

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

A man who wants you for a future will care about your choices, question your behavior, and hold you accountable. A man who only wants your body will let you do whatever you want. One gets called controlling. The other gets called a good man.

[ꜱʙ @Surebreed]

Bro to bro:

Learn to give up on women easily. Relationships are not achievements. Don’t force them.

[Seyram @__theSeyram]

Your girlfriend is not moody because you do am bad o. Some random guy send am random money back to back wey the guy take am enter some luxurious place show am someone & two. In less than 3 days she’s got what she’s been asking you for in like 5 months, meanwhile she know say now you dey start life. But does she care? Now she come house aaa she dey see you as an enemy of progress, so you dey vex am but if you ask am she no go talk but yh she’s looking for ways to leave you Sekof she figa the new man Dey care more than you, wey you too now you make worried 🤣🤣

[Dating Reality 🍒 @datingreality]

Eggs expire. Sperms don't.

You're the prize.

[KING OF ALL SPORTS @Emmanuel_Tips]

If tinubu wins in 2027, u ppl will understand why Pizza box is Square, but Pizza itself is Round, then u eat it in Triangles.
You go think say na meme 💀

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The last one was personal 😭

[ᜰ @b0yaviator]

A generation that has made men be useless without money now wants them to be faithful when they are rich, it can't happen!!

[BayuzTv @BayuzTv]

Most heartbroken video ever 💔

[Kwadwo Sheldon @kwadwosheldon]

Bro the FIFA World Cup visa fraud be crazy.. ei

[JoyNews @JoyNewsOnTV]

2026 World Cup visa scandal: About 90 names submitted for visas are not NSA staff - Vincent Ekow Assafuah, Ranking Member, Parliamentary Select Committee on Sports.

Watch more here: https://t.co/ZD3sGk9qsZ

#JoyNews #ThePulse

[Nana B. @koboateng]

If your neighbour builds a good road that also leads to your house, would you be angry because you didn’t build it?

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

“if she stays through the struggle, there’s a guy making sure she doesn’t feel the struggle”
una don ruin my 20s