Linguine

Arizona Arnold Palmer® Half & Half iced tea lemonade addict

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@webegga Something about the composition of the picture reminds me of mexican burger ifykyk

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Seeing all the Momo birthday posts of the dinner

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@serinide Ah yes the one and done clothes for a single use costume. Shoutout to the purple coat i got for a Preminger costume for a barbie themed party

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@DFWMainHuman Ranma I dont want to be a girl Saotome smh

[nuwi 🎀🍰 @furinuwi]

my sister translates a lot of phrases ppl use on twt literally to spanish for the bit and i think we should all do that for our own languages. cuando te enterás que tu cabra está lavada💔

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Channeled my inner @MrAustinShow and got an upgrade after missing my layover because of a delay and the 2nd flight also getting delayed 🤪

[Stan Lee @TheRealStanLee]

Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.

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@METAVERZUZ Finisterra

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@torianis Fellas, is it gay to strip your homie and touch his titties? Que terrible Ryoga haciendole eso a su hermanita :(

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@HoveyBenjamin Cant spell Bejamin without AI

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"Women my passion"

[⬛rei🕸️ @reiquant]

I'm approaching latinas.. Not only idioma.. when i speak español, my future wife will be una latina... If I speak El japonés, my new wife will be una japonesa.. so if i learn many languages.. I'll have many wives... Why many wives? Because me gustan las mujeres.. women my passion

[Taijay @3ambedtimeguy]

We really do live in two different Americas because a $300k job would literally solve EVERY problem I have. Yet there are people who are struggling with that income. Very wild.

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@idiotpeach Peach, if you like to get lost into an open world, you should play No Man's Sky 🫡

[Daily Rankane @RankaneArchive]

Ranma & Akane in ED 1,2 & 3 🩷💛💜

#らんまアニメ #ranma #らんま #乱あ #rankane

[beanmouth strikes again @piperocktheory]

one side effect of zoomers not having sex is that a lot of girls don’t know what a flaccid penis looks like now and just assume men are packing 24/7 — ‘pornbrained,’ as they would say

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

Hannah Marie: im so scared of halloween, i hope i dont run into any monsters !

Scary Godmother and Skully:

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@koikoa_ Te quedo re-bueno 🔥🔥

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@DumbPupCart @KibberBibber Weak. You aint ready for the real hitters (I miss u peanut butter)

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@AUGMENTEDMISERY Prezoh type tweet