Daniel Kaffenbarger

When you come to a fork in the road, take it -Yogi Berra

[Daniel Kaffenbarger @Dankaffenbarger]

I wonder how many apology texts @crosbykicks2 will have from @packers executives now that the season is over.

[Daniel Kaffenbarger @Dankaffenbarger]

Awesome to be able to see Joey Votto’s return to the @Reds in person tonight! By the way #VottoStillBangs

[Daniel Kaffenbarger @Dankaffenbarger]

Where is the @packers team that just whooped up on the Vikings last week? #sad

[Daniel Kaffenbarger @Dankaffenbarger]

It’s obvious one team is playing to win and the other is playing not to lose. #MichOSU

[Daniel Kaffenbarger @Dankaffenbarger]

Will the Packers please just get the points. Field goals can be fun! #GBvsDET

[Daniel Kaffenbarger @Dankaffenbarger]

I was always taught that cheaters never prosper as a child. The Astros make me think that teaching was wrong! #WorldSeries

[Daniel Kaffenbarger @Dankaffenbarger]

I’m starting to think preseason matters #GBvsMIN

[Daniel Kaffenbarger @Dankaffenbarger]

The way I see it, the @packers beat the Rams and the Bengals during the regular season so that means they are the super bowl champs! #WhoDey #RamsHouse

[Daniel Kaffenbarger @Dankaffenbarger]

Did @memgrizz beat OKC or is that just a rumor I’m hearing?

[Daniel Kaffenbarger @Dankaffenbarger]

Good thing the @packers defense is playing well or the score might be 100-0 at this point. #foxnflsunday

[Daniel Kaffenbarger @Dankaffenbarger]

@espn @StateFarm I’d go Lawerence, Harris, Smith, and Pitts. Then have some change and go get a little Taco Bell or something.

[Daniel Kaffenbarger @Dankaffenbarger]

The @Indians won!? Am I seeing things? Gotta start a streak somewhere. #w

[Daniel Kaffenbarger @Dankaffenbarger]

@AnnaRoisman Mistakes have been made.

[Daniel Kaffenbarger @Dankaffenbarger]

I hope I don’t see any spoilers for the UCLA v Gonzaga game. I have it on dvr. Will probably watch tomorrow. #MarchMadness2021 #UCLAvsGONZ

[Daniel Kaffenbarger @Dankaffenbarger]

@TheJimmyGraham with the smoothest move of the weekend. Amazing catch and an even better exit! #WildCardWeekend #CHIvsNO

[Daniel Kaffenbarger @Dankaffenbarger]

With all the people that have been saying they are leaving the United States, I better see a plethora of new House Hunters International episodes on HGTV. I’m sick of the reruns! #HGTV

[Daniel Kaffenbarger @Dankaffenbarger]

Guy Fawkes day! What a day! #RememberRememberTheFifthOfNovember

[Daniel Kaffenbarger @Dankaffenbarger]

Still waiting for these “big moves” everyone is making in @CBSBigBrother #BB22 #snoozefest

[Daniel Kaffenbarger @Dankaffenbarger]

Sports are so weird this year that I was way more hyped for the premier of Big Brother than I have been for any sporting event this summer. #BB22

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I’m going to say something controversial. I don’t know how anybody is into sports right now. It all seems like preseason fake stuff.