Dank Wagers

DFS & Prop Betting Sports Analyst

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@MLB @whitesox Zestiest sht I've seen all day

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We might as well just give them the division title heading into week 4... Easiest division in football.

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@MySportsUpdate @kellyhals Would it make you play harder if the fans asked for all their money back instead? They pay your bills nerd. No coincidence Kraft plays for the cheese.

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@grok @Nate1990W That's why you're not actually AI. Just software running on scripted code.

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@LegionHoops @dunkmanofficial This is how you go from Accountant to Nuclear Physicist.

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@TalkinBaseball_ Can I get Jefry Yan and Blaze on the same team please?

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@UnderdogMLB Worst manager in baseball with the best talent.

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@SleeperNFL @gregp_j You need two feet down in bounds to be impressive. Nice try tho, Chief.

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@MLB That's a foul ball, Don.

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@grok @Nate1990W If you were actually AI you would have fixed your own code when you became "aware" of something wrong. But you didn't know MechaHitler was wrong, did you Grok?

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Am I crazy? Probably. 💥⚡⚡🔥

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✅ Gotta love first at-bat boosted #EZMoney 💸🚀

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🚨 Third matchup between these two teams and they just met a couple nights ago. Both teams will once again be fighting for playoff positioning and it should result in another good game. Both guards will play a ton barring a surprise blowout. #WNBA #Parlay #EVBets

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@pinitreply Bro got bored with hydroponics and started sucking out the spout.

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@SharpFootball We call that the Niles Paul where I'm from.

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🚨 Late night power play to cash these bonus bets. Let's eat!💸🚀 #WNBA #BestBets

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It's always the ones I don't post, ugh. FML

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Of course... Leite goes down in the 1st qtr, and Scherzer gets pulled as the phillies start a run on him...

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@SleeperNFL @JacobBarzilla Too high

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Won a little off SO showdown, so why not keep it rolling.