They Call Me Daniel.

my mother confirmed that Moth Man is in fact my father.

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

Stare at an empty corner of the room and say “wow, you look nice!” just in case there’s an insecure ghost standing there.

[They Call Me Daniel. @DanniGleave]

Boo Bitch,
You just got spooked.

[Netflix @netflix]

AT ALL COSTS!!!

[jes🌾💫🪐 @jesimorrell]

my biggest pet peeve is when people don’t move over when you’re entering the freeway

[They Call Me Daniel. @DanniGleave]

If the deer feel comfortable… I feel comfortable- Emily Harp

[courtney @Co_Mill]

Finally caught up on internet stuff! So NFTs are like Neopets but worse?

[They Call Me Daniel. @DanniGleave]

Hahahaha frogs.

[courtney @Co_Mill]

I am not a morning person. I’m barely a person

[Joanna Spicer @spicer_joanna]

Me during the day: I can’t do anything I have no motivation and I’m so depressed

Me at 12 am: I’m literally starting a company

[Shayne Topp @supershayne]

it’s already February

[They Call Me Daniel. @DanniGleave]

I think I’m really tough until it snows and I have to drive 😭

[Matt Raub @mattraub]

I can’t believe 2020 is almost over

[They Call Me Daniel. @DanniGleave]

@TanielleR23 Love and miss you ♥️

[They Call Me Daniel. @DanniGleave]

My parents convinced me to sign up for https://t.co/Hw8Wn7pqFr tonight… how’s your night going? 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.

[They Call Me Daniel. @DanniGleave]

@jesimorrell Did it wreck you, like the ship wrecked into the iceberg?

[They Call Me Daniel. @DanniGleave]

@jesimorrell We weren’t allowed privacy as children 😂 my mother took mine off with her hip because I told her “no”and locked it 😂

[They Call Me Daniel. @DanniGleave]

The serve chocolate milk.. at the Cowboys Stadium 😍 #thanksJerryJones #COWBOYSNATION

[monica @monicavas]

I’m sorry I haven’t tweeted in a month, I’ve been doing laundry