Danny Ucee

Comedian,writer,Mc, music theory analyst, Guitar freak, political fanatic

[Danny Ucee @Danni_wheels]

This is to every guy who's in their 20s or early 30s. In all you do, totally avoid any virtual betting games . Virtual betting will mar you and reduce your thinking ability!
When you lose the first 5-10k to virtual betting sites, you'd be poised to add more funds so as to

[Danny Ucee @Danni_wheels]

@Biodunojelade19 You're talking rubbish!

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Lady Reacts After Residents Pack Rice From the Floor at Ring Road, Benin City, Edo State, Yesterday, After It Fell Into Dirty Water and the Owner Abandoned It.

📹: Julietscloset // TT

[Danny Ucee @Danni_wheels]

@Eniola_x1 The moment they ask "Have you been here before" just forget it.. It's fake!

[Danny Ucee @Danni_wheels]

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[reed. @nerfreed]

@FabrizioRomano Manchester United whenever their opponents receive a red card. 😭

[reed. @nerfreed]

@FabrizioRomano Manchester United whenever their opponents receive a red card. 😭

[Danny Ucee @Danni_wheels]

@foxxydammie @PeterObi @jpattueyi This is exactly what he's talking about. Sentiments without reasoning.

[Danny Ucee @Danni_wheels]

So you guys really thought that Benjamin kalu didn't know what he was doing? The man was just announcing himself against 2031. And he will get the blessings of Alex Otti then.
Benjamin will finally move to Alex Otti's side and secure the ticket easily.. Watch and see

[Danny Ucee @Danni_wheels]

@Omatune So you guys really thought that Benjamin didn't know what he was doing? The man was just announcing himself against 2031. And he will get the blessings of Otti then.
Benjamin will finally move to Alex Otti's side and secure the ticket easily.. Watch and see

[Danny Ucee @Danni_wheels]

@Italian_gotpaid @yabaleftonline Thank God you're Italian Kenechukwu. No real Kenechukwu would say this. You're fake!

[Danny Ucee @Danni_wheels]

Beautiful write-up! Now, from all that you've said, let's assume that you were in the position of P.O. before your eyes were opened- owning properties abroad and having kids in their schools- you could have been helpless and if not worse, in their pockets by now.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

The basic issue with P.O. is the same issue I had until 2024 - he refuses to acknowledge that his platform is fundamentally anti-imperial. The idea of moving Africa's largest population "from consumption to production" is a fundamentally anti-imperialism idea.

The existence of Nigeria as a consumer-import-dependent, natural resource exporter that spends resource export revenues on imported finished goods without having an industrial base to manufacture its own, is not an accident of "poor leadership" - it is the direct goal of neo-colonialism.

When instead of manufacturing goods, Nigeria instead haemorrhages its natural resources and human talent, and only receives some insufficient USD resource rents in return, this ensured that Nigeria and its African contemporaries remain artificially poor, while people who live in places where for 6 months every year, the ground freezes solid and daily sunshine is only 5 hours, remain artificially wealthy.

That is the core of the Euro-American imperial system. The military branch of this imperial system is called NATO. The governance/policy arms are called IMF/World Bank. The economic arm is called WTO. The academic/social arms are the Foundations, NGOs, policy research institutes and universities. This is what P.O. is actually up against.

So if P.O. says he wants to "move Nigeria from consumption to production", it is the same thing as declaring war on Europe, its sugar daddy in Washington, and its spiritual leader in Tel-Aviv. And if you're going to do that, you need to be fully locked in, and you need to be prepared to lose everything of yours that is under the empire's control.

I finally realised this in June 2024, and that's why I quit my £40,000/year project management job in Newcastle, packed up all my shit, withdrew all my money, gave up my 5-year UK visa, and bought a 1-way ticket back to Accra. As I am now, if and when I end up in a position of power, there is zero leverage that any white man anywhere on earth can use to blackmail me into maintaining this imperial system. I don't have property in their countries. I don't have money in their banking systems. I don't have children in their schools and universities. The most they can do is ban me from their social media.

P.O. does not want to do the same. His children are comfortable and integrated pseudo-westerners. He has property in the UK. He has money in their banks. He enjoys that regular suite at the Hilton Paddington too much. He's trying to run on a revolutionary, anti-imperialist platform while pretending that he is a friend of the Western world who doesn't want to pick a fight with them.

The problem with this is that oyibo people don't play those games. These people murdered Patrice Lumumba over a speech. You might not see yourself as their enemy, but they DEFINITELY know on what side their bread is buttered, and they know that a Nigeria where ships berth everyday, offload consumer goods, and sail away only with natural resources or empty, is a Nigeria that remains strategically poor and profitable to their empire.

They KNOW that a Nigeria under Peter Obi where education and health are properly funded, where Chinese-inspired industrial policy is enacted, where railways and steel production move to the top of national priority, and where those ships eventually start sailing from Nigeria laden with manufactured goods for export to the world, is the Nigeria that will destroy their entire parasitic way of life.

And I'm sure P.O. knows this too, but he's invested in pretending that he can play both sides, the same way Patrice Lumumba wasted valuable time doing "I am not a Communist" and trying to play nice with the same people until they killed his ass, dissolved him in sulphuric acid, and kept his gold tooth as a souvenir.

That's why I've moved on from the Obidient thing. Both he and his supporters don't know what they want and I'm exhausted.

Even his Bible says "How long will you be limping between two opinions?"

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Fellow Nigerians, good morning.

I woke up this morning after my church service with a deeply reflective heart, and despite every constraint, I felt compelled to share these thoughts with you.

Many people do not truly understand the silent pains some of us carry daily—the private struggles, emotional burdens, and quiet battles we face while trying to survive and serve sincerely in difficult circumstances.

We now live in an environment that has become increasingly toxic, where the very system that should protect and create opportunities for decent living often works against the people—a society where intimidation, insecurity, endless scrutiny, and discouragement have become normal.

More painful is when some of those you associate with, believing you would find understanding and solidarity among them, become part of the pressure you face. Some who publicly identify with you privately distance themselves or join in unfair criticism.

We live in a society where humility is mistaken for weakness, respect is seen as a lack of courage, and compassion is treated as foolishness—a system where treating people equally is questioned simply because you refuse to worship status, tribe, class, or power.

Personally, I have never looked down on anyone except to uplift them. I have never used privilege, position, or resources to oppress others, intimidate the weak, or make people feel small. To me, leadership has always been about service, sacrifice, and helping others rise.

Let me state clearly: my decision to leave the ADC is not because our highly respected Chairman, Senator David Mark, treated me badly, nor because my leader and elder brother, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, or any other respected leaders did anything personally wrong to me. I will continue to respect them.

However, the same Nigerian state and its agents that created unnecessary crises and hostility within the Labour Party that forced me to leave now appear to be finding their way into the ADC, with endless court cases, internal battles, suspicion, and division, instead of focusing on deeper national problems and playing politics built more on control and exclusion than on service and nation-building.

Even within spaces where one labours sincerely, one is sometimes treated like an outsider in one’s own home. You and your team become easy targets for every failure, frustration, or misunderstanding, as though honest contribution has become a favour being tolerated rather than appreciated.

And when you choose to leave so that those you are leaving can have peace, and you step out into the cold, you are still maligned and your character is questioned. Despite all your efforts to continue working for a better Nigeria and engaging people with sincerity and goodwill, those who do not wish you well continue to attack your character and question your intentions.

There are moments I ask God in prayer: Why is doing the right thing often misconstrued as wrongdoing in our country? Why is integrity not valued? Why is the prudent management of resources, especially when invested in critical areas like education and healthcare, wrongly labelled as stinginess? Why are humility and obedience to the rule of law often taken to be weakness rather than discipline?

Let me assure all that I am not desperate to be President, Vice President, or Senate President. I am desperate to see a society that can console a mother whose child has been kidnapped or killed while going to school or work. I am desperate to see a Nigeria where people will not live in IDP camps but in their homes. I am desperate for a country where Nigerian citizens do not go to bed hungry, not knowing where their next meal will come from.

Yet, despite everything, I remain resolute. I firmly believe that Nigeria can still become a country with competent leadership based on justice, compassion, and equal opportunity for all.

A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[McFobiz👑 🦅 @McFobiz]

This Nonsense is going on oooooo at Benin Ore road
Everybody Should Be Careful oooooooooooooooo Gosh!

APC era is bloody!

[Danny Ucee @Danni_wheels]

@PeterPsquare There's a spiritual element in the feud between these two brothers! Nobody is seeing it and no one is talking about it but believe me, there is more to this than meets the eye! Unless that spiritual yoke is broken, there will never be a make-up between the two

[Danny Ucee @Danni_wheels]

@Big_Mck What has the "orange man" done to you exactly? He is a politician and what do you expect?

[JOSHUA @JJExclusive1]

Good morning to you sir IGP @TunjiDisu1

It was reported that you have ordered Dpo Satellite town in Lagos to bring the policemen involved in the recent viral video to Abuja on Wednesday 8th April, 2026 for disciplinary action.

We want to humbly request you televise the disciplinary action live on social media. over the years we only hear “audio disciplinary action” no proper disciplinary action in the real time when clip like this goes viral, because before you know it the same officers are back on the road doing their unlawful and criminal jobs.

So pls televise your own disciplinary action on these particular police officers that was caught in that viral clip, let Nigerians know your own is not “audio”

I don’t think this is too much to ask, Have a nice Easter celebration as we Nigerians expect your action regarding this request.

RT plss.

[Danny Ucee @Danni_wheels]

@MalachyOdo1 They could have just opened his mouth right there and then, pour one cup of rice inside. Maybe he'd have woken up.

[Danny Ucee @Danni_wheels]

@UtdBloke_ Hi

[Danny Ucee @Danni_wheels]

Henceforth, whatever you say on this app totally depends on your "context" 😀😃

[Danny Ucee @Danni_wheels]

@MrCentc @ruffydfire Even the Bible says God will use the foolish things of these earth to conform the wise! If na those items dem go use jail El Rufai, they should go ahead! He's done more than enough in Kaduna

[Danny Ucee @Danni_wheels]

@obeydulX Hi