Daniel Kartun

1x very tall South African guy

[Daniel Kartun @Danny23K]

Confusing scenes tbh

[Daniel Kartun @Danny23K]

@antmillionsbot Send it through

[signüll @signulll]

storytelling is the ultimate compression algorithm for human attention. everything else, data, logic, tech feeds into it, but if you can’t wrap it in a compelling narrative, nobody will give a shit. people think they make decisions based on facts, but they’re mostly responding to the shape of a story, whether it’s a personal arc, a company vision, or a product pitch.

if you want to accomplish anything meaningful, the story is the interface between it & the world. get that wrong & nobody will give af. get it right & you bend steel with your bare hands.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Good morning!

Who dresses better? Alpha males or little dogs? Let's explore. 🧵

[Daniel Kartun @Danny23K]

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames

[taff. @thetribegoddess]

🧃

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡

[Noland Arbaugh @ModdedQuad]

Twitter banned me because they thought I was a bot, @X and @elonmusk reinstated me because I am.

[Daniel Kartun @Danny23K]

@SamanthaJane_B shame - struggling out there?

[Daniel Kartun @Danny23K]

@miabermanlevy !! <3

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

CAN’T WAIT TO MOVE INTO A SIMPLE APARTMENT WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND FALL ASLEEP AND WAKE UP NEXT TO THEM AND COOK DINNER WITH THEM AND HAVE RANDOM MIDNIGHT TRIPS AND STAY UP LATE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR WATCHING MOVIES AND BEING ABLE TO SHARE EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE WITH THEM

[Daniel Kartun @Danny23K]

Check in on those around you..

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

Check in on those around you.

#WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

[will depue @willdepue]

I ask DALLE-3 to generate a Pepe but each time I tell it to make it "more rare."

[Daniel Kartun @Danny23K]

@capybarawhore The malva left me feeling the same, I understand

[Daniel Kartun @Danny23K]

I think malva pudding could wake me up from a coma

[Daniel Kartun @Danny23K]

@capybarawhore The best malva needs no custard

[Daniel Kartun @Danny23K]

@capybarawhore happy to wait in lines for these ones

[Daniel Kartun @Danny23K]

Keen!

[Maia @maiamindel]

Okay but who thought this was a good idea??

[Craig F̶o̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ @Craig_Foster]

You’ve gotta see this.

In full.

Football is football. Sport is sport.

End of story.

Get into sport played by women, and the phenomenal athletes in the @FIFAWWC

Copyright @orangefrance

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

when i say i got that dawg in me this is what i mean

[Daniel Kartun @Danny23K]

@skunkandfancy Shabbat Shalom!