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[doja kitten @skunkandfancy]

Yeah cool cool I’ve been so independent and happily single until this really funny guy took me out for a drink and now I’m in deep trouble and he won’t text me back and I thought I was better than this but I am weak for funny. Send help 😭😭😭😭

[doja kitten @skunkandfancy]

I’ve been single for 3 months and 2 weeks. I haven’t smoked in 11 days. I’m wearing my hair curly again, running fast, waking up at 5am, consistently cleaning my tiny apartment, dishing out the silent treatment, growing my nails, taking vitamins, taking myself out, saving money.

[doja kitten @skunkandfancy]

Over heard in an ad agency: “I live for iconic shit” (The iconic shit in question is a travel mug)

[doja kitten @skunkandfancy]

Imagine being the girl that has to go and say; “sorry I can’t come out tonight, my boyfriend needs me to film his Instagram rap video in his basement” lol

[doja kitten @skunkandfancy]

Can’t help but think Squid Games could have just been a movie…

[doja kitten @skunkandfancy]

How do I get good at Twitter?

[doja kitten @skunkandfancy]

I haven’t vaped in 3 days and now I live for that one little cigarette I allow myself at 6pm. This is 25 years old apparently

[doja kitten @skunkandfancy]

My boyfriend is the best person to gossip with!!

[doja kitten @skunkandfancy]

Wait.. Aren’t anti Trump liberals also anti gun violence?

[doja kitten @skunkandfancy]

I’ve done 3 palatese classes this week & I am in pain city maybe in a month I’ll learn how to spell pellatise 🩰

[doja kitten @skunkandfancy]

@DecentraliseP @Lucas_Gage_ If that were true do you really think the world would hate zionists right now? You sound like a Nazi

[doja kitten @skunkandfancy]

@xcognacpapi @Kahlissee @elonmusk I mean photographic evidence is a pretty good source but okay.

[doja kitten @skunkandfancy]

@Kahlissee @elonmusk War criminals? Are you saying that Hamas did not commit war crimes? Gang raping an Israeli woman to the point of shattering her pelvis so badly they couldn’t close her coffin is not a war crime to you???

[doja kitten @skunkandfancy]

I haven’t vaped in 37 minutes. Let’s see how long this thing lasts

[doja kitten @skunkandfancy]

Barbie was so fucken good I wish I could forget it and watch it again.

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

You know how often I see men showing off their girlfriend or wife’s cooking on social media? Bragging about how she takes care of the kids?

Hardly ever.

You know how often I see men commenting on a woman’s physical appearance? Liking thirst traps on Instagram?

All the time.

Women typically mirror the desires of men naturally. If men don’t like what women have become, it’s a direct reflection of their desires, or at least expressed desire.

In a way, looking at the state of modern women is a direct reflection of modern men.

If less women cook and want children, as the stereotypical trad trope goes, maybe it’s in part because men have not shown women that they value femininity and caretaking in the same way they value arm candy for status.

[doja kitten @skunkandfancy]

Everything is figureoutable

[doja kitten @skunkandfancy]

And we bounce back ferociously, with purpose.

[doja kitten @skunkandfancy]

This too shall pass; the bad, the ugly and even the good.