The Official Danny Devito

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

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[MOATH | معاذ @M0ATH]

هذا الشخص يوتيوبر اسمه "Rusty Cage" قبل ايام حصل خشرة قرادة من نوع Lone Star Tick وبدل التخلص منها قرر يجرب عليها تجارب لمعرفة قدرتها على البقاء حيه، الغريب انه حتى الآن، وثّق عدة محاولات لقتلها منها:

- إغراقها في الماء لأكثر من أسبوعين
- تجميدها داخل الفريزر لمدة 24 ساعة
- تعريضها لموسيقى صاخبة بشكل ساخر
- حاول خنقها

المصيبه ان كل ذي المحاولات ماقتلتها واظهرت قدره خارقه على البقاء حيه!!!!

[Tony “Boss” Balls @TonyBossBalls]

Just seen 2 Jewish guys go on shark tank. They didn’t even have a product just asked for money.

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

Does anyone remember the Peter Pan movie where Hugh Jackman as Not-Captain Hook and his goons sang Smells Like Teen Spirit for some reason

[Cheapie13 @Cheapie13]

Just cooked up a crazy 4th of July playlist for anyone needing one this weekend

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Just left Taylor Swift’s wedding.
Bad vibes.
They had the rizzler roasting over a fire with an apple in his mouth

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.

[Murdoink @Murdoink]

Messi screaming for 2 hours

[Kasey Quanrud @digitalspaz]

I dream to see certain things in my lifetime, even though they’re unlikely

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

Why do his hands look like Uncle Jack’s?

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAA THERE HE IS

[DRUSKI @druski]

The prequel to MICHAEL... 'JOE' 😂 COMING TO THEATERS SOON

[AB @AB84]

I wonder if strippers be shitting at work?