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[Red Marrow @RedMarrow_]

The year is 1999. Manchester United have just beaten Bayern Munich in the final minutes, in what was an unlikely win, to clinch the Champions League & complete the unprecedented treble. Every United fan is delirious. Some were laughing, others were jumping and hugging each other.

Suddenly the camera zooms in. In a corner sat a man with a United T-shirt who looked angry and was muttering to himself. The behavior was odd for someone whose team had just won the treble. Immediately the producers asked their reporter to interview him. The reporter approached the man asked him why he looked desolate despite his team winning the CL? The man turned to the camera and said:

"Bayern Munich produced more shots, more xG, more possession, more time in opponents half, more attacking actions than Manchester United. Then how can I be happy with the result?"

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@url_becca

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Another year. Another great year of things. Big up.

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Another year down. Great things to come. :)

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Bringing this back up today.

[Flaccid_Dino 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @flaccid_dino]

The mancs are being absolutely embarrassed right now 🤭

[Samuel @SamueILFC]

Devastated for Harvey Elliott, has such a massive future for him in his career.

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@corginetwork Can relate.

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@corginetwork Becca this tweet is funny, good one!

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@RealMariovers @url_becca All the stuff that's happened and this is still the worst thing I've seen this decade.

[PyrionFlax @PyrionFlax]

1. Get absolutely smashed down the pub
2. Get completely hammered at the pub
3. Go to the pub, get utterly humiliatingly destroyed by booze

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@birbishlike @tommyb69k I like to see your emote present in a few of these recaps😂

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@corginetwork Don't have to flex your tier 3 sub so hard on us broke bois!

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@corginetwork Yeah, you look flawless in this picture😍

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@corginetwork

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@_Indae_ I see you're also a man of culture that eats his fruit with the crusts on

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@corginetwork You've both spec'd into very different trees in the past few years

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@tommyb69k Lego Star Wars The Complete Saga is an actual banger though🔥

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@corginetwork Such a round brain bone

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@lorietta_ @barryharryy @SquidGaming Nicely done!