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Tired of ugly people speaking out of turn

[yourfavex @DannyDeVit_hoe]

I like how her candles match her hair

[Zach @zjfrank13]

I’m a simple guy. I just want to see Taylor Swift in her wedding dress or proof of death from Mitch McConnell. I don’t ask for much.

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

🐂: Señor ¿Está usted jugando?
👨‍🦳: No, pero ellos de allí sí.
🐂: Perfecto, gracias

[S🎧 @wellnessgirlyy]

when 20 yo say shit like “i won’t have kids until like 25” but they don’t know that 25 is literally tomorrow

[Barnabas @barnabasdotexe]

Are the graphing calculators you need for algebra II still like $100 or did somebody finally end that racket.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Yes, because adult men with HPV rape children...

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

They really need to come up with a slur for people who waste your time.

I suggest clocksucker.

[goma @soigomaa]

Can somebody explain why society taught us to shame prostitutes.. but not the MEN paying for them?

[Shayy🧃 @shayy_lior]

I'm not into soccer but this guy is so hilarious.. i can't stand it 😂

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I b saying “babe” platonically n “bro” romantically u can’t save me.

[❥✾ᥴꫝﺃ @chi_never_shy]

I don’t want my daughter to be like me. I want her to speak up sooner. Walk away faster. Trust herself deeper. Apologize less. Take up more space. Ask bigger questions. Dream louder. And if that means she becomes everything I wasnt… GOOD!

[goma @soigomaa]

When I say "not all men" I mean this one lizard, specifically

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

She’s so hot I want to add her to my health insurance plan

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Not exaggerating when I say the future depends on this catching on en masse. Kids, adults. Book clubs, silent reading groups. For the past twenty-five years tech has corroded our attention, intelligence and basic pleasure in living, and books are the key to winning them back.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i reconnect with people easily even after years of silence because no friendship of mine is truly broken unless explicitly stated. there will always be a place in my life for everyone i once knew.

[jake @wormpuller]

Girl youre so sexy lets do puzzles together

[rainebbygirl @rainebbygirl]

nerdy guys are so hot. like whatever you say, pretty boy. keep on talking about your complex interests and be passionate about it.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

if you ever leave a conversation with me wondering why i said a weird thing just know i am also thinking the same

[LK 🕷️ @LKSherms]

after losing my mind for 4 hours i’ve decided nothing is really that serious

[miia @miiagarro]

all men do is pee loud and lie