Dangy

don’t talk to me… unless…?

[Dangy @DannyDefeat]

Do you think Jaden Smith knows he was in my dream last night?

[Dangy @DannyDefeat]

Started the day with a lobster roll and a mushroom chocolate

[Dangy @DannyDefeat]

Hot gas station workers?

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How come my back is never itchy in a place I can reach?

[Dangy @DannyDefeat]

@TannerTabin Thank you man

[Dangy @DannyDefeat]

Boss just told me he’s going to pick up his wife from her colonoscopy and I had the brilliant idea to ask “wait women have colons?”

[Dangy @DannyDefeat]

Twitter help, deciding if these cunt brown boots go with my ren fair fit

[Dangy @DannyDefeat]

In my personal opinion I think any one of Tyler the Creators songs is better than Kanye’s & Jay-Z’s entire discography

[Dangy @DannyDefeat]

@jake_explains CITY

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When I send you reels on insta, I want you to be in your bed, twiddling your toes, giggling at the joy I brought to your screen

[Dangy @DannyDefeat]

@je111yfishh YOU GET IT

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You cannot spell out a letter with the letter you’re spelling out, ya feel?

[Dangy @DannyDefeat]

Did Lady Gaga have her baby on 9/11?

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Yeah I'm spending Kirkmas with my family then I'm doing 9/11 with the in-laws tomorrow

[Dangy @DannyDefeat]

Does anyone else like using the wrong versions of autocorrect? Like today on purpose I typed in “He’ll yeah”

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The ER just showed me my medical history in the Spotify wrapped format

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We all remember where we were when Charlie got Kirked

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I REPEAT: do not talk to your lesbian cop friends about flock cameras!!! You will regret bringing it up

[Dangy @DannyDefeat]

@je111yfishh PLEASE HURRY!!!!

[Dangy @DannyDefeat]

I currently have 2 unopened packs of cigs, a full roll of zyns, 4 cases of beer, 2 carts, and a bag. And I just got the doctors orders to be sober for 2 months… baby’s all dressed up with nowhere to go :(